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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Read the first chapter over lunch. You'll be AMAZED to hear that he's fallen out with a posh lad and disobeyed orders he thinks are stupid. If he can kick someone in the balls before stabbing them then get laid, we can wrap this up by the end of chapter two.