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...man these novellas from all these different authors are honestly embarrassing. this was only made in 2018 and i'm in shock of how outdated it sounds.

"in danger of being skinny"
"i was one of the most popular girls"

literally no one actually talks ab popularity like that 💀

he just said they were nothing serious and now he's flirting with her i hate him 😭😭😭

man i'm so hurt for her rn, pls make it stop he's just playing with you girl 😭😭

advice to all adult writers: stop trying to sound like teenagers just write like a normal person, the "teen" vocab makes me cringe so hard 😭😭

wait aren't hayley and madi supposed to be best friends?? and she's really lying to her like that 💀💀

ok so at first i was excited and thought the pining was cute but now i'm kinda scared bc he's so sweet and if she breaks his heart she breaks mine too 😭😭😭

aight i just got to ethan's pov. he's DEFINITELY in love with her 😂😂

aight i've read the first couple pages and i'm calling it rn,, ethan is a PINER. this kid has definitely been in love with his cute popular neighbor his entire life but has never worked up the courage to talk to her much less confess his undying love. and his brother's poem that hayley fell in love with?? there is absolute no way ethan didn't write that.

aight this book is super and i'm completely in love with it and plan on finishing it all in one sitting but,,, has the author ever tried kimchi before ???? she just described it as sweet-spicy when i'm pretty sure one of its defining characteristics is how sour it is. dear white people, if you're going to make your characters asian, get an asian editor to fact-check you 🤦🏻‍♀️

alright i'm three chapters in and the bad korean has begun. don't get me wrong i'm in love with ash and all the others, but did they use google translate for this or something?? should've just put the translation in italics and said it was korean 😭😭