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So close but not sure I can finish. It's just awful. What the fuck.

Idk if this just caught me at a bad time but fucking WHY does anyone ever want to read shit in the first person it's just so awful

Well, guess I'm reading this.

*want to make it very clear I am reading this out of curiosity not personal interest! It's recommended constantly on Reddit on stories where men act like pieces of shit*

DON'T JUDGE ME IT WAS FREE

GODS WHEN WILL THIS END

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ok imma finish it but need a break from the Mary Sue tedium for a bit.

Wow the author really responded to criticisms of nothing happening in the last book with TAKE THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS THEN in this one

Really wish they'd make an exposition-free version of second books for people who literally put down one and immediately pick up the next 😅

Aha, the twist that absolutely no one saw coming!!

Jk this is definitely one of the better of the genres I've read.

Please let this end I want to know who did it but it's like reading. Midsomer Murders episode but it's taking 8 hours not one 😭

Uhhhhhh. She's 24 and he's 48. Uhhhhhhh???!!

I guess this would be interesting if you'd only ever been exposed to 80s/90s media and didn't know any of this?

OH MY GOD IT'S OG VAN HELSING HAHAHA amazing

This is really fun/readable?? I expected a 'objectively good but a slug' and here I am looking forward to going to bed so I can read a little more.

This is just as bad but a lot weirder than I was expecting.

Do you think it's possible for YA/NA to be written without that extremely tedious YA/NA way of writing? A serious question.
Can we just stop. Stop with the short sentences.
I understand we're inside her head. I do. But - but do we really need to do the stream of consciousness thing?
There's nothing wrong with these books. There really isn't. But goddamn, after what, 2,000 pages this shit is getting really old.

Ooooh this is...not doing what I thought it would 👀

Hoooboy that's dumb.

This is precisely as silly as I expected and exactly what I wanted 💃

I read two of these in two days. I'd had enough.

But I still like romance! Surely not everything is bodice ripper trash (used lovingly) that are all the same?? There are so many great romances on TV - where's the bloody book version of like, Castle??

Looked around for 3 hours and having seen one too recommendations for fucking Outlander, here we are again.

Srsly tho, any recs, send them through..

LEAVE 👏 FANNY 👏 ALONE 👏

This is so slow and on paper it should be so goddamn tedious and boring but it's strangely endearing???

Getting to the super fun 'are Jews really human?' part 🙃

There is a LITERAL manic pixie dream girl omg

this book won't stop reading like those film noir parodies with the 40s detective and the sax and the femme fatale and shit, but it's not being ironic and I don't know what to do with it??

My phone once autocorrected this to 'Oatbringer' and I can't stop chuckling when I hopen the book.

ALL HAIL, BRINGER OF OATS.

MY BODY IS READY FOR THIS LOVE TRIANGLE.

ah fuck I forgot I was reading this lol