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When you accidentally swallow your earbud instead of advil PM 🤭🤣

As I’m reading I’m thinking… eww… is Verity not bed ridden? Are they having sex? Is this a ploy to kill this girl? Then I find out it’s the bed. Oh okay. Because… eww. In my mind Jeremy looks like the guy that plays The Mentalist.
Is Verity jealous of her daughters? Okay… lemme just shut up and read.

“I don’t know you, but I believe I would like you if I did”

Cute book. Don’t read/listen while Mr. Nature is in town. You’ll get annoyed with Skye

Rosie...ugh.

Ok, first lets talk about friggin Tara. The nerve of her. Thee. Nerve. Of. Her! I am so glad Kasey read her for filth. I understand you're excited about getting married; but this is YOUR wedding; nobody elses. How dare you ma'am!

I am now on the Oscar storyline. I kinda like him. I like that his mom baked a cake and I like that Kasy can be herself with him. I miss this form of dating,