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gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

this man is not only a whiny loser but also so fucking dumb i hate it here

i paid for this book so i WILL finish it but homeboy is giving pathetic loser so far 😭

this man is an EVIL villain but unfortunately i cannot stop reading this so alas

this bitch is SO STUPID WHYYYYYYY

i can’t tell if this is good but he’s crazy in an entertaining way so i’m sat

every time he calls her mama i have to fight the urge to stop reading this so i really wish he would stop ❤️

this book is not good ❤️ but i refuse to quit

third annual read and the book is still excellent love to see it

sigh

emily henry what’s going on with you and kitchens…

:( …

!!!!!!!!!!!

emily henry oh how i’ve missed your brain children!!!

Oaken’s book better be good this alien cowboy deserves the world !!!

insert “laughs nervously wtf” Veep gif please because i’m quite lost

once again crying in the club rn

crying in the club rn

Lament by Mount Moriah coded !!!

the canoe innuendos changed my life actually this is peak literature and i’m not joking

glad we’re not being overly dramatic or anything 🙄

if you don’t let this pipe dream goooo PLEASE

lowkey he’s a terrible person but we move lmfao

no literally someone just kill her im over the bs

please someone just kill this bitch i’m TIRED

my babies :(

I’M SUFFERING

:(

okay so i’m in shambles

and if i kms