Cheney Ohler > Recent Status Updates

everything with laura has been making me so sad i don’t know what im going to do with myself as this progresses

i’m finding this boring

okay that’s a really romantic line.

sorry. can’t get behind her saying ily first and him not saying it back. i do not care if it was “written on her skin”. whatever that means

she’s kind of the worst. poor parker honestly

on another break at jury duty. she is pissing me off

reading this while at jury duty

gag

this sucks idk why i keep doing this to myself

slow read because i’m trying to concentrate on my family vacation and im really struggling with the baseball terminology. but i really like it so far.

reading about hugh’s factory accident reminds me so much of my grandpa

started this at the beach today it’s been a really quick read

this is pathetic

wdym “the ryan brothers share their wife with each other” im terrified. WHAT

how is the birth control pill easier than condoms. condoms are literally so much easier BFFR

blown away by his insightfulness???? what is he even doingggg bro this is pissing me off so bad

oh give me a fucking break you two don’t even know each other why are you mad

i genuinely may not be able to finish this this is AWFUL

omfg she is so annoying

i’m outwardly grimacing at my kindle

okay he likes dogs. why are you crying?????

i wanted a palette cleanse after the last book and this is so irritating. am i outgrowing this? whatever they don’t even know each other at all yet and the reader doesn’t know them and they just instantly fell for each other. LAME

WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT WHATTT

wow wish i could relate. my parents definitely never made me feel like life was kind LOL

WHY DOES EVERYONE OWN GALAXY LEGGINGS

this book has just been her consistently propositioning him and him refusing. i can’t stand this

yeah sorry i’d be annoyed if someone asked my boyfriend to fake flirt with them to make someone jealous. if that’s crazy SUE ME

this is so uncomfortable

no way she used his toothbrush after she puked and they just basically re-met. brooooo