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“Boisz się bólu jak baba?” that’s a wild statement, niby lekarz, a nigdy chłopa z 37 stopniami “gorączki” nie widział

“Who wears a scrunchie in this day and age?” everyone under the age of 50???

I guess a shitty thriller is my palate cleanser between other books now

if I had a stalker who’s sexually harassing me and my friends I probably wouldn’t be contacting them myself for no reason and agreeing to go to their sex parties but that’s just me, like girl what are you doing???

I tried reading this three years ago but I couldn’t because it was hitting a bit too close to home but I feel like I’m ready now

I can't wait for this book to be over

SPOILERS AHEAD

it’s frying me how Dorian is losing his shit over discovering he has magic meanwhile Caelena and Chaol are busy fucking in broom closets, the jumping between their POVs is so funny

unfortunately I’m bored and it’s putting me into a slump, so I’ll be switching to the audiobook so I can finish it quicker and move on

if this really needed to be written (I don’t think it was), it should’ve been a novella, I’m EXHAUSTED

I have a dreadful feeling this book will actually take a lot away from my experience of reading Bunny (which I loved) and I’m PRAYING it’ll change course

po Złodzieju Dusz mocno sceptycznie, ale próbuję

the amount of editorial errors is starting to piss me off

okay this is funny please don’t blow it

this is so 2012 poland core in the worst way possible

nic nie jest tak rozczarowujące jak kobiety rzucające mizoginistyczne żarciki :| are you guys okay? tym bardziej, że bohaterka bardzo wyraźnie jest self-insertem autorki i próbuje się przedstawiać jako otwarta i feministyczna, ale dobra, spróbuję przymknąć oko, bo jednak w 2012 to i tak było bardzo dużo

chciałam w sumie czytać Cud, Miód, Malinę, ale we wstępie było tyle gadania o poprzednich książkach autorki i tym, że to wszystko jest połączone i postaci się pojawiają tu i tam, więc zaczynam od początku

praying that Rebecca finally stops treating her readers like we’re a bunch of idiots incapable of drawing conclusions in this one 🙏🏻 please it’s not that much to ask

these are so bad, I can’t stop listening

oh how much better this series would be if everyone wasn’t in love with literally everyone

I don’t think I’m ready for where this is going

I have discovered that these are perfect as audiobooks to put on while I take on the task of going through 10 years worth of photos on my phone to print out so when the Internet inevitably goes to shit I can be that annoying person who’s smug about owning physical photo albums. I’ll be listening to lots of these in the near future 🫶🏻

what is it that whenever I need a palate cleanser and don’t know which audiobook I want to listen to next I ALWAYS pick a thriller I know I’m not going to like but at the same time I’m very entertained by how bad it is

switching to the audiobook because I’m bored with the amount of descriptions, I need that 2.0x reading speed that my brain simply cannot do

the descriptions to everything else ratio is insane