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I need a million more books set in the future that seems like the past, THIS IS SUCH A COOL CONCEPT

the references to our world are hilarious, bro just wakes up and starts singing American Pie

“Can you explain to me why a common whore is in your company and passed as a lady?” me watching season 3 of House of the Dragon

the depths of my indifference towards Rowan are unfathomable, bro is so boring that if they did a contest for the most boring male love interest he wouldn’t even be considered because they would’ve forgotten he existed

how refreshing it is to see a misunderstanding be immediately resolved in the next chapter, more of that please, I love when characters communicate like people!!!

St Silas is giving Kaz Brekker, I have prayed for books like this

“I’ll bleed whatever color you tell me to” 🙌🏻🛐

oh I’m sensing a banger

I love weird books!!!

okay it’s definitely not as mind-altering as I thought it was when I was 15, but it’s also not as bad as the internet tried to gaslight me into thinking it is, I’m genuinely having so much fun!!

reading this with a fully developed brain is an experience but I’m seeing my 15 year old self all over this book and I’m having fun

I was obsessed with this series when I was 15 and I’ve been feeling nostalgic

you know shit’s gonna go down when a woman says “I am no man”

czytałam to na zajęcia na studiach wieki temu i wtedy chyba mi się nudziło, ale pamiętałam, że vibe był dobry, a teraz łykam jak pelikan, zajebiste!!!

I was a bit bored and the jokes were deeply unfunny but since Princess Donut started talking it’s kinda growing on me

everything I know about this book sounds like my worst nightmare and like I’m the opposite of the target audience, but so many people with such different reading tastes recommended it to me that I just want to see

this is exactly what I needed, I don’t need to think too much, laughed out loud multiple times and I adore these characters

the title mentioned but at what cost

Rozdroże kruków w audio przed Panią jeziora to zbrodnia, ale lepsze to niż nic, let’s go