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nie umiem wyrazić słowami tego, jak bardzo cieszą mnie feminatywy w książkach 😭 “gościni”? HELL FUCKIN YEAH

why is everyone in this book so rude omg why can’t anyone be nice for one second??? I JUST WANTED A CUTE SILLY SAPPHIC ROMANCE WHY AM I SUFFERING AGAIN

this book is trying to be respectful so much that it’s doing a backflip and ends up being offensive. the MC is bi & demi and the book has already managed to mischaracterize both those groups, first saying straight couples looking for a third don’t interest her bc she’s demi (but it would’ve been fine if she was just bi) and then she’s demi except for this one girl she had sex with hours after meeting her

hold on……. all this time she was trying to go DOWN the stairs?? I thought she was trying to climb up, she couldn’t make it so she went back down and now you’re telling me all this time she was going down, stopping, and going BACK UP??? that makes no sense, how did she not have the strength to continue down but going back up was fine 😭

I LOVE THIS BOOK I LOVE THE WRITING STYLE I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS I WANT TO HUG THEM ALL

I can’t wait to be free and never read another thought out of Nesta’s mind ever again

my biggest issue with SJM’s books is that the first 70% are boring as hell and then EVERYTHING happens in the last 30%

am I supposed to feel bad for her? girl you did all that, idk what to tell you

why is this book so loooooong, I can’t do this anymore!!!

the spicy scenes are so ridiculously out of place 😭

“her breasts pebbled” they WHAT???

I don’t even like Feyre either but she’s too good to Nesta, she does NAAAWT deserve her kindness 😭 I’m so annoyed!!! When does the character development everyone’s talking about start??? She had one thought like “Hmm maybe I was an asshole” and then immediately went “I’m not going to think about that, I need to fuck a stranger 😌” BRUUUUH

“Of course you think I’m always at fault!” AND HE’S RIGHT??? girl no one else is acting like a spoiled piece of shit

FINALLY SOME SELF-REFLECTION

am I just supposed to forget this is the woman who let her youngest sister go into the woods and hunt for their food while she did fuck all to help and then complained about what her sister brought home? why is she so annoying, I liked her in the previous books 😭

two 2.5h long movies and 75% of this book in and I still can’t get over their names being fucking Jessica and Paul

it would’ve been so good if the only gay character wasn’t also the main villain and a literal pedophile 💀I need to keep reminding myself this book was written in the 60s but y’all it’s hard

OKAY LET’S GO (I’m scared)

“Boisz się bólu jak baba?” that’s a wild statement, niby lekarz, a nigdy chłopa z 37 stopniami “gorączki” nie widział

“Who wears a scrunchie in this day and age?” everyone under the age of 50???

I guess a shitty thriller is my palate cleanser between other books now

if I had a stalker who’s sexually harassing me and my friends I probably wouldn’t be contacting them myself for no reason and agreeing to go to their sex parties but that’s just me, like girl what are you doing???

I tried reading this three years ago but I couldn’t because it was hitting a bit too close to home but I feel like I’m ready now

I can't wait for this book to be over

SPOILERS AHEAD

it’s frying me how Dorian is losing his shit over discovering he has magic meanwhile Caelena and Chaol are busy fucking in broom closets, the jumping between their POVs is so funny

unfortunately I’m bored and it’s putting me into a slump, so I’ll be switching to the audiobook so I can finish it quicker and move on

if this really needed to be written (I don’t think it was), it should’ve been a novella, I’m EXHAUSTED

I have a dreadful feeling this book will actually take a lot away from my experience of reading Bunny (which I loved) and I’m PRAYING it’ll change course

po Złodzieju Dusz mocno sceptycznie, ale próbuję