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“There’s a time and a place for erect nipples, but the back of a Seattle police car definitely isn’t it.”

This is the first line of the book and I am intrigued.

“Sera was tempted to be annoyed. But then it occurred to her, that she was emotionally overwrought, not especially sober, and was wearing old, holy pajamas that gave her all the sex appeal of a moose on Benadryl.”