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This is basically just a book version of the game “Control”, and, frankly, I’m here for it.

Who wouldn’t want to work for a guy named “Gaspipe”! He seems very normal and well adjusted!

TFW you're such a good movie producer, you cure Sir Laurence Oliver of fatal cancer just by casting him in your movie.

Every opportunity this guy gets in this memoir is the male equivalent of that trope of being approached by a “modeling agent” at the mall and somehow becoming a supermodel.

More memoirs need to be like this, full of BS and fun as hell

Just eat something! Then you won't have play a hungry game!

Someone feed this moon!

I forgot Jack White really hates The Black Keys

Can't believe that the name "Cadwallader" went out of fashion.

What a dick.

A real "Sam and Diane" relationship

Spoiler Alert: Being the child of a mobster isn't the funnest.

I hope they make a mid movie Trilogy about this book!

Mustin is a stupid name

Who names their kid “Mustin”

What if sex, but actually murder

Good so far, but unfortunately, it isn’t a tawdry, drama-filled biography of beloved 90s band the Spin Doctors like I assumed going in.

Thank God John Waters is about to adapt this for film. I need to see these awful people on the big screen.

The perfect romance novel tbh

Wacky Tomie strikes again!