Marlena Arjo > Recent Status Updates

Giggling and kicking my feet because this exactly the kind of book I was CRAVING

KMS-4 is right, because I’m going to Kill MySelf 4 seconds into a nuclear war

Bro why the FUCK am I reading this

Her greedy, corporate boyfriend is like cartoonishly bad lol

SLO mentioned 👹

Adding birth control patches to my list of things I’m afraid of

Acetaminophen haters rise up

Hootin and hollerin at the subtle use of foreshadowing in this book

I just need to get through 30 more fucking pages

Oh this is actually really freaking me out way worse than the book did

Had to buy an audiobook and got a bogo deal so I’m listening to a book I’ve already read lol

*mr boss voice* I don’t know I love my boys

These people be PISSIN THEMSELVES

Calling in sick tomorrow so I can finish reading this

You don’t have to wait 48 hours to declare someone a missing person. You can actually do that immediately.

The TB obsession hits all obsessive compulsives at some point I fear. It just hits some of us (me) a lot earlier (age 8) and some of us (John Green) a lot later (late 40s).

Screaming crying and throwing up every single page.

John Green is really none of my business but I’m doing my best here

Genuinely why am I reading this lmao no offense but why did I get this

Shocked that I understand anything that they’re talking about considering my last class in any of this was nearly a decade ago

Why is Olivia’s chapter bringing me to tears

Pissing and shitting myself during every chapter

I feel naked when you look my way, you can see it on my face…

“I turned, walked away, Sun Chief right over my head. I made myself walk backwards and stare at him until I couldn’t see anymore” Dril reference?

I get it!! The stupid idiot sister and the ugly fat sister!!

Gonna vom

I need to stop reading this woman’s books.

They don’t have B12 supplements in this world?

What if lesbians….. were kinky????