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what i’ve laughed out loud at so far: “he was bony that old-man way, like he’s easing into his coming skeletonhood”

also when galva was in the inn in the bath and the serving girl offered her sex working services to her in code. galva misunderstood thinking she was offering to show her a horse a mare so she was eager to see it but the girl stripped went on all fours and began to neigh like a horse.

so glad shallan pov is gone. love dalinar n queen mother ship

i hate shallans pov. i skip it to go to kaladins because it’s so much more interesting. i hate her she’s weak annoying and she thinks her wit and cleverness so ~improper~ in a “i’m not like other girls” type of way that grinds my gears. i prefer the jasna princess and would prob rather read about her pov.