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One of Igor’s former masters had made a tick-tock man, all levers and clockwork. Instead of a brain, it had a long tape. Provided everything was very carefully positioned, the thing could sweep the floor and make a passable cup of tea. If everything WASN’T carefully positioned, or if the ticking, clicking thing hit an unexpected bump, then it’d strip the plaster off the walls and make a furious cup of cat.

One of Igor’s masters had made a man, all levers clockwork. Instead of a brain, it had a tape punched with holes. Provided everything in the kitchen was very carefully positioned, the thing could sweep the floor and make a passable cup of tea. If everything WASN’T carefully positioned, or if the thing hit an unexpected bump, then it’d strip the plaster off the walls and make a furious cup of cat.

I have only just begun but time shall deliver how this book will pan out, death is the one certainty in our journeys