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haven’t read a thriller/mystery in forever 🫣 so far so good

“I spent 16 years with my head in a toilet trying to be light. I drank myself numb for a decade, trying to be pleasant. I’ve giggled at and slept with assholes, trying to be touchable. I’ve held my tongue so hard I tasted blood, trying to be gentle. I’ve spent thousands on potions and poisons, trying to be youthful. I have denied myself for decades, trying to be pure.”

oh man this is gonna hurt like a bitch

“but by all accounts, the goose was as goofy as the gander” can’t wait to get old and use that phrase

“you’re sex on a stick.” ick

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this book says so much but absolutely nothing at the same time

reaaallly holding out hope that this will get more interesting 🫠 just feels like i came across someone’s travel blog from 2008.