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Issue XIII of the DOOM FICTION newsletter is now available!

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The HOLUS BOLUS audiobook is now available!

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Need a quick break from reality? You can now listen to the story that inspired The Brothers Crunk (12 minutes)!

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Today's "Storytime" episode features "Hypnagogia," a story about two bumbling idiots who accidentally kill God after a simple vacuuming gig goes horribly wrong. Listen now (15 minutes)!

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Signed copies of HOLUS BOLUS are now available on the Doom Fiction store! 🫠 Order this weekend for FREE SHIPPING! Use promo code SPIDERSANDSHIT at checkout.🔥

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Listen to Connor Brannigan's narration of my short story, “The Spiders of Honeyville!"

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Synopsis: A yellow cloud of poison pollutes the air in Honeyville. The entire town becomes infected, instantly turning into mindless drones. The government seals off the city, treating the diseased the only way they know how—by harvesting giant freak spiders, hoping they’ll...

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Writing is tough. Stories can take years to perfect. I had to write my latest novel three times before finding the right way to tell the story. I talk about the experience in this week’s newsletter...

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If you're at work and need an escape, put your earbuds in and listen to today's featured horror story! 👻

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I have this weird story about a VCR vampire called "$5 Electric Suzie." It's horrific and gross and sort of sweet. Connor Brannigan did an excellent job narrating. I'd love for you to check it out!

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Wanna kill 20 minutes at work today? Pop in your earbuds and listen to *the legendary* Connor Brannigan narrate my story "Killing Teddy!" While you're there, subscribe so you'll receive stories like this in your inbox every Monday. It's free!

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50% off all paperbacks and hardcovers in the Doom Fiction store! Today only! Use promo code HITME at checkout for the discount. Titles going fast! Get 'em before they're gone! 🔥

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I Know You're There — 3/5

Mean Time — 2/5

Ice Cold Lemonade 25 cents: Haunted House Tour: 1 Per Person — 4/5

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Please enjoy one free audio review copy of Fight Tub: The Bedlam Bible #4, now available on Audible. Redeem the one-time use code below at https://www.audible.com/acx-promo

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Please enjoy one free audio review copy of Fight Tub: The Bedlam Bible #4, now available on Audible. Redeem the one-time use code below at https://www.audible.com/acx-promo

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Please enjoy one free audio review copy of Fight Tub: The Bedlam Bible #4, now available on Audible. Redeem the one-time use code below at https://www.audible.com/acx-promo

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Please enjoy one free audio review copy of Fight Tub: The Bedlam Bible #4, now available on Audible. Redeem the one-time use code below at https://www.audible.com/acx-promo

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