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I don’t care how out of touch you are there’s no way you don’t know, in the year of our eldritch horror 2026, that Vader is Luke’s father. THERE’S NO WAY.

Not a single person I’ve seen review this book mentioned how fatphobic it is

Currently SOBBING over this story about the last known Kaua'i o-o flying back to a recording of itself because it thought it was another bird.

Full offense to whoever produced this audiobook but with THIS MANY SONGS why on EARTH would you hire someone who wasn’t going to bother to sing them? I am embarrassed FOR this man every time Lucy Gray sings.

This girl just said the odds of dying in a plane crash are lower than dying a car crash which is a phrase that should have meant NOTHING to these people from a compound in Chicago where only one faction had access to cars. Like what are we even doing here.

Listen, I swear to god I understand that these are young adult novels, but I know there's a way to write young adult that doesn't make it seem like grown ass adults are putting the kids in charge just because . . . idk they're the main character. And this isn't it.

This is good but I’m honestly never going to get over that she used The Shining in a scene and made a bunch of grown adults in 2013 scared of it. Like. I’ve watched that movie and I hate horror.

You know I honestly think it’s kinda brave to name a the main character of a romance novel Barbara in the year of our eldritch horror 2025.

I'm all for friends to lovers but these people are basically already dating. Like the emotional and physical intimacy between them that draws the line at kissing? I guess?? It's ridiculous.

No offense to this narrator but this is the WORST audiobook narration I've ever listened to, but I'm invested enough in the story that I want to see where it goes.

No offense but Snowfall is the worst protagonist I’ve read in this series.

The whiplash in these wild character swings is real. I'm harmed.

The fact that I know that there is no conviction like that held by a teenager who thinks they've been wronged I'm finding Nova as a character so frickin frustrating.

JUST MORE LYING

Her hatred for Magpie is pretty hypocritical for someone who says she's allied with villains.

This book is garbage

BLACKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You guys I am literally sobbing at how kind Vivien Leigh was to a young Patrick Stewart and how much he CLEARLY still loves her. Sometimes you can meet your heroes.

I just want to remember forever the moment when Wistan entrusts Edwin with the task of carrying hatred in his heart for all Britons should Wistan fall in battle against a dragon.

Not to mention! By the way! That the previous day they’d taken so much blood from him that his nanites couldn’t recover from it and he needed assistance moving around. So like. That’s not something you recover from in 24 hours even if you’re a cyborg.

These books are such a wild mix between the appallingly primitive and the high tech. They give a blood transfusion to a young child by hooking her up to a cyborg. Did anyone ask about blood types? Nope, not a single person.

Also, not for nothing, if a cyborg ripped off my underwear while we lived on thd desolate wastelands of Mars with basically no opportunity to replace them, he’d be going outside with the trash.

Also they can get women pregnant faster than any dumb human can manage it.

The world building is so hit or miss. They’re machines without the legal standing to own property or enter into marriages, but they’re paid a salary and are all conveniently wealthy bc all of their needs are taken care of and they don’t need to pay for anything.

The number of things they are simply choosing to not talk about is absolutely infuriating.

This book? This book has this much hype? This girl’s favorite color is W H I T E and she has a baffling hatred of sunblock bc yay skin cancer, I guess?

You started reading this on July 20

I paid actual money for this book bc my library didn’t have it and I was assured by tiktok that it was good but I am here to tell you it is not.