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John F. is 94% done with Local Heavens

SHE PMOOOO!!!!!

— 4 hours, 46 min ago Add a comment

John F. is 89% done with Local Heavens

Im going to be SICKKKKK

— 5 hours, 8 min ago Add a comment

John F. is 88% done with Local Heavens

From 70% up to now… what a CRAZY SUCCESSION OF EVENTS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK

— 5 hours, 11 min ago Add a comment

John F. is 71% done with Local Heavens

They are pissing me off so bad omg i would commit a crime if i was him

— 6 hours, 50 min ago Add a comment

John F. is 68% done with Local Heavens

YOU DONT GET TO DO THAT!!!!!

— 10 hours, 46 min ago Add a comment

John F. is 65% done with Local Heavens

Cooler in theory but not if you force it to be…

Siri play chloe or sam

— 11 hours, 9 min ago Add a comment

John F. is 64% done with Local Heavens

Im so close to losing it omg

— 11 hours, 16 min ago Add a comment

John F. is 55% done with Local Heavens

WERE ALLLLLLL GAYYYY LETS GOOOOOOO

— 11 hours, 52 min ago Add a comment

John F. is 55% done with Local Heavens

IM SCREAMING HELLOOOOOO?????!!!!!?????!??

— 12 hours, 3 min ago Add a comment

John F. is 53% done with Local Heavens

WAIT I WAS ONLY HALF JOKING ARE WE GAYING IT UP IN HERE?????!!!!!!

— 12 hours, 13 min ago 1 comment

John F. is 44% done with Local Heavens

KISSY KISS WHEN?????!!!!

— Feb 09, 2026 10:13AM Add a comment

John F. is 12% done with Local Heavens

Get him BANNED. We dont do that here. Oh now im PISSED.

— Feb 09, 2026 01:36AM Add a comment

John F. is 10% done with Local Heavens

The fact that this gross sick disgusting man wont get what he deserves … pmooooo!!!!!

— Feb 08, 2026 11:03PM Add a comment

John F. is 2% done with Local Heavens

Girl???? Im GAGGED

— Feb 08, 2026 01:10PM Add a comment

John F. is 93% done with The Seven Year Slip

FUCK!! imma cry

— Feb 03, 2026 03:07AM Add a comment

John F. is 88% done with The Seven Year Slip

Almost cried lmfaoooooo

— Feb 03, 2026 02:49AM Add a comment

John F. is 85% done with The Seven Year Slip

The way im about to cry at work because of this stupid boooookkkkk

— Feb 03, 2026 02:34AM Add a comment

John F. is 70% done with The Seven Year Slip

If i dont get kissed soon im going to set myself on fire

— Feb 03, 2026 01:41AM Add a comment

John F. is 38% done with The Seven Year Slip

If this happened to me id kms

— Feb 02, 2026 09:36AM Add a comment

John F. is 20% done with The Seven Year Slip

Okay woke king!!!

— Feb 01, 2026 11:12PM Add a comment

John F. is 18% done with The Seven Year Slip

L O V E me a time warp gimmickkkkkk

— Feb 01, 2026 11:05PM Add a comment

John F. is 74% done with Don't Let Him In

‘Her name is Boo. She looks like a Boo, acts like a Boo, is a Boo.’

These are words written in this book btw…

— Jan 30, 2026 01:35PM Add a comment

John F. is 57% done with Don't Let Him In

Plsssss and he also does sex work? How does this man have the time to do all this!!!!!!

— Jan 29, 2026 09:44AM Add a comment

John F. is 56% done with Don't Let Him In

Girl drink your champagne by yourself

— Jan 29, 2026 09:38AM Add a comment

John F. is 53% done with Don't Let Him In

This should have ended ages ago… if there isnt a mind blowing reveal that makes sense in this second half… 1 star… JAIL

— Jan 28, 2026 11:17PM Add a comment

John F. is 40% done with Don't Let Him In

Why he thinking about the mans nipples 😂😂😂😂 okay…. Ahahahha please

— Jan 28, 2026 09:43AM Add a comment

John F. is 27% done with Don't Let Him In

…. Or its the dad 👁️

— Jan 28, 2026 01:31AM Add a comment

John F. is 21% done with Don't Let Him In

Thats the motive isnt it

— Jan 28, 2026 01:06AM Add a comment

John F. is 31% done with The Foxhole Court (All for the Game, #1)

‘Jean. I need to call Jean.’

MY BABYYYY 🥹🥹🥹🥹

— Jan 26, 2026 10:09AM Add a comment

John F. is 30% done with The Foxhole Court (All for the Game, #1)

Crying again because Wymack fights tooth and nail for them 😭😭😭 father fight for meeee

— Jan 26, 2026 10:07AM Add a comment

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