Chloé > Recent Status Updates

Jesus christ

I was telegraphing to the world that I’d posted photos of myself on the Internet for the purpose of finding someone to have sex with, or worse, to build a life with. I wanted to assure the smirking silver fox that I only wanted to marry a pilot to maximize my access to planes before commercial flight became financially prohibitive due to the collapse of fossil capitalism.”

"As I belonged nowhere on the conventional spectrum of sexual orientation, I allowed people to believe I was heterosexual, and I suppose I was, as all planes are male in spirit, just as all boats are female, and helicopters possess the souls of mischievous children."

"Agnieszka's husband is never home. He grazes his sheep God knows where, and in winter, he works in the forest. And he drinks, like all of them. They have never been blessed with children, so Agnieszka is bound to talk a lot, whenever she finds someone willing to listen to her. If you do have children, your supply of words gets used up."

Wanting to pace myself because I'm enjoying this so much and it's a thin one! Reading about the author it's said she's much beloved in Japan and France (real comics appreciating countries 🫡) and I can see why!