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I went in blind and at times have been thinking girl wtf... but ultimately this is very fun and most of the characters are lovely. except, unfortunately, the male MC

the most precious substance… is squart

already beautiful and tearful Ms. Gran you’re doing it again…

what is he, after all, other than a temporarily unique intersection of a body and its problems?

"Constance helped Mick see that there are never any sides. Only things we understand and things we have chosen to pretend we don't understand. Only those we admit we love and those we pretend we don't recognize."

4 paragraphs on what a Ouija board looks like... who is this man's editor

I don't remember who recommended this book to me but they need to be jailed. dnf, wnf, etc etc

I'M DEVASTATED.

this is so fkn excellent my heart is pounding every 5 pages like hello... I don't even remember where or why I picked this up but I'm so happy I did

this isn't a reread bc I had aged out of the loop by the time it was released! hell yeah... I love how it's technically only been a year-ish in Alex-time but the personal tech advancements (phones, laptops) are in publishing real time LOL

they need to read Swedish Death Cleaning

I loved this series as a kid but even so, I think I underrated its writing back then... there's some beautiful shite in here. "The sun seemed to be trapped in the narrow streets, and even in the shadows the heat lingered."

Miss Bedfordshire is my self-insert

enjoying this... listen, sometimes I want to see two guys fall for a girl simply because she's sexy and she can't help it. that's just real life and if that's wrong I don't want to be right.

not the headache after one sip of white claw

this is almost too painful I can barely go on but it's so good in every wayyyyy 😐🥺😔

had no idea what I was getting into, felt a little too Bridget Jonesy at the beginning and not just because she's British lol.. (I love her but not the copycats).. and I did not expect this to be as excellent as it is

I will concede that as contrived as this third act conflict is, it is still somewhat believable given how Justin has behaved so far... but as IF Leon actually thinks she said yes. oh he is dumb as fuck

it is very bold of authors to make fun of books like Twilight within their own stories.. it implies they are pretending this writing is that much better, minus the multimillions in sales

"They don't make 'em that way anymore." what... pale??

ctrl f "you're so fucking beautiful" in your Kindle library and see how many hits you get SMFHHHH

I don't understand why romance novelists love crooked mouths so much

girl run this man has an anger problem

he says "May I?" before fingering her when he pulled her hand to his dick so forcefully it nearly made her fall over five minutes ago LOL

we are cashing in on every woman's mentally ill fantasy of weighing nothing

nothing is f***ing happening

also so many YA novels act like cheap wine can't be good wine. I won't stand for it any longer. stop making teens think they need to spend more than $20 for the good stuff

there's a convention plaguing this genre that goes something like "dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, clunky philosophical observation or vague moral lesson about the world at large" and repeat 100x. is this a pillar of contemporary or have I just not found anything different yet...