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This has more twists and turns than RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 2

The plot is thickening…

Dan Brown could write vertical drama screenplays and I would still read it okay?

Alright who’s behind all this twitter drama?

"He rose and stood tottering in that cold autistic dark with his arms outheld for balance while the vestibular calculations in his skull cranked out their reckonings."
Oh Lord help me

Love how the knyaz keeps name-dropping his Swiss acquaintances as if they're supposed to mean something to the other Russian characters

AGAIN WITH THE COOL TEMPERATURE OF THE CAFE

ENOUGH ABOUT THE TEMPERATURE IN THE CAFE WE GET IT IT'S COOL INSIDE

Girl adding milk is making your coffee colder

Side note: why is this book riddled with errors, grammatical or otherwise? 😭

You heard it here first folks, if you're not willing to get shot in the face by Taliban you're not really choosing to live your life by commendable values

I didn't need to know this... But then again, what did I expect? I'm reading Palanhiuk.

Ok it started well but he's pissing me off now

Lenu relatable queen

Infanta you little c*nt

Very pandemic-ey

Actually enjoying this.

I WANT TO YELL AT THEM TO PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER ALREADY

It seems the producers crammed the 40% percent of the book in the first two episodes of the show. Think I am finally caught up with it now.

That was very R.R. Martin of you, Mr. King.

GET TO THE POINT ALREADY

Um, I love Peach?

This book is so vulgar it's funny...