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(@paige) i have finally acquired the goblin market adaption … will update you. sooo curious about the rossetti YA situation

first book for the sixth grade class I’m observing!

as much as i love the victorians it is so lovely to read my first non-victorian novel since august

shoutout to paige for convincing me to revive this account! really awesome content coming your way

it’s so lovely when your favorite childhood characters grow up with you

Finally!!!

Finally!!!

the only thing getting me through this horrible cold and ap exams

This is taking me forever to read and I know 6th grade me would’ve finished it in 3 days. It’s kind of a weird feeling — am I growing up like the characters in this series?

reading a lot of driver manuals this break instead of some of the books I was looking forward to as hour 18 of drivers ed dragged on today...

I’m super excited to be a part of a committee to diversify the literature in grade nine at my high school! Because of this, I’m going to be reading a bunch of amazing diverse books, but my reviews them are gonna be kind of short and mostly notes for me. Thanks imaginary audience!

845 pages of escapism

the highlight of every year

The plot is confusing and inconsistent, and the characters are whiny and can’t solve their own problems.

She just got saved by actual pirates what is happening right now

Can girls ever just support each other in books? Also, the boyfriend has told her she’s a “smart and intelligent woman” like four times those words
mean the same thing also constantly saying that doesn’t take away how annoying he is

*spoiler*
well when the characters are annoying, I guess killing off an actual boat full of them is a great solution

Don’t really remember what happened in the first one, but since my reading time is now physics time, I’m gonna hope for best

Everyone is REALLY excited about lettuce in this book which tells you a lot about the rest of the plot.

I KNEW IT

It’s almost over thank goodness

this may have been a very bad choice
i hate every single character

Some strong feelings but there are just so many issues with this book. I don’t think I can finish it, I told my friend I’d read it so I could rant with her but I just don’t know if I can

THIS WAS A MISTAKE OH MY GOD THIS IS SO BAD

This book is so weird and disorienting and I love it.

Honestly can this series end already

SPOKE TOO SOON THIS TOOK A TURN

Alaska Young seems very similar to Margot who seems quite similar to Hazel — am I noticing a theme, John?

This is completely ridiculous and I love it so much

I love it already