This is possibly the funniest laugh out loud I have read in a long time
It was on the tip of his tongue. When had he ever begged for sex, begged for pleasure without just taking it?
As he gazed at her, lights exploded in his brain. Oh, no. Pain. Excruciating pain. She’d just given his balls a hell of a whack. “Oh, God. No,” he gasped. “No slapping in this, Josephine. Rudiment number three. Never slap a man’s balls.
— May 14, 2015 11:45AM
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