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"The gender of the Fool has been disputed. When directly questioned on this matter by a younger and more forward person than I am now, the Fool replies that it was no one's business but his own. So I concede."

Yes, Fitz, fucking yes 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

The foreshadowingggggggg

Oooooh okay now we're talking

"Human heads are heavy, and far from the ground, and easily damaged by falls."
"It's definitely a design flaw."

FAIR.

So far I'm mostly confused

Oh fuck off [redacted], I hope the house eats you.

Oh this hurts me right in my feminism

WHY ARE THEY SO CHILL ABOUT THIS

No shade whatsoever, but the fact that a scene as psychologically gruesome passes for YA is beyond me (great scene though, this is not a criticism of the book, just of how we categorise things)

MY CABBAGES!

This felt like 900 pages.

I need to sit with this but damn, that was fun.

[Redacted], you little bitch!

I miss when this book was funny 💔

"Schrödinger's Sapphic" gives me so much joy omg

Briar is so deadpan sassy I can't

'I left space in my bag for a tent but then I put two hardbacks in instead.'

So fucking relatable.

THE GASP I GASPED