Mary Foxe > Recent Status Updates

I'm crying in the introduction already.

Yeah, I know I've asked this before, but is there anyway I can have access to a time machine and beat the crap out of Martin Luther? What did he say this time? It's the circumcision quote. Yeah. That one. Don't involve women with your antisemitism. NO THANK YOU!!!

*describing how a few rich Church officials can dominate over the whole of England even though it is not in anyone's best interest except for Wolsey and the like*

Me: Ah, so what you are describing is late stage capitalism? Gotcha. I can relate. Carry on.

*reads the anecdote about Greenblatt's father escorting his father's casket* What. The. Frak. Man. I just... wow.

Oh, uh, yeah. Hamlet. Purgatory. Nice, but let's get back to that story. I have questions.

I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

I understand everything... except that wig.

It was Walpole!

Me: Awesome. A book about books.
Author: Yeah, e-books and audiobooks ruin everything.
Me: *reading the book using an audiobook due to physically being unable to read a regular book, even large print* We're going to end up in a fist fight aren't we?
Author: Here's a Princess Bride reference as a peace offering.
Me:... You're on thin ice buddy.

One of the funniest things is how astonished the author is that America has poisonous trees while I am astonished that Europe DOESN'T have poisonous trees.

Some of the characters from "The Only Thing Worse Than Me Is You" are back! YAY!!!

FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN IS DONE BY MARC ANTONY, NOT BRUTUS! "Methink thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. ...

Please stop saying that the Thunderhead is so great. I am currently hearing a mix of the Jaws and Terminator themes every time someone says that.