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"Your mom" (Ray's) "a good person."
BULL. SHIT.

Everyone warned me how enraging most of Ray's family was but dammit I still was not prepared.

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. EFF?

SHITFUCKNO

"Dolls don't have feelings". That kind of thinking is how you get murdered by Mattel (please note this quote is from the ARC)

FYI there be scary dolls here. Just so you know.

(end of chapter three) HELLLLLL NAW ...TO THE NAW NAW NAW!!

"I'm not sure what I regret more: my past naivete or my present cynicism." Oof -- I feel that.

I *do not* like this revelation.

Why is there not more concern about the lack of dorm room security at this college campus?

Oh thank goodness we avoided a regression...

FINALLY someone told Bindu off. It's about damn time.

WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT LOVE NOW DADI?!?!?!

I appreciate this perspective on the why Kareena hasn't throw up the deuces because I didn't think of it that way. Still hard I'm sure but understandable.

Gori's parents should adopt Kareena. Seems like they're a more supportive family.

Hands to the sky, I would NEVER do anything for my sister again if I were Kareena. Not even take out a splinter. Let it fester heffa.

Oh my goodness Kareena's family's TRASH! I hope that aspect gets better very quickly.

THIS IS TOO LATE FOR SOME THIRD ACT BREAK UP!!! WE ARE IN THE FINAL MILE Y'ALL!!

Ah so I was reading the hints about Lenny correctly.

I don't think I'll reading from Stella's POV...

I would have straight changed out of those PJs the moment their car left the driveway.

Big props to the Dad for not at least snorting when his baby girl was like "Grandma and Grandpa are nice but their house is haunted and I want to come home." Cause it couldn't have been me.

Oh the violist is perky. That's new. Cause most of the time, we're not. Facts is facts. 😁

....I've never actually seen people be that level of terrible and am very okay with that.

This feels like it's going into a cult direction.

Man those three pages had me thinking this book was going to take a DRASTIC turn.

ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS BOOK KEANU!!

Dawn is the literary embodiment of every person who has ever yelled "JUST KISS YOU DUMMIES!!" at their page or screen.

Umm I'm all for freedom of writing but is NO ONE checking this newspaper before it gets printed?

Harriet's mom responding "A lot of unseen and unappreciated things" when asked what she did hits so much harder as an adult...also I chuckled at the BOTM reference a few pages earlier.