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DNF-ing not bc it’s not good but I’m just not that into it.

Ok so I’m into this so far but a la Freida McFadden, I’m trying not to guess the twist.

I mean, I love u Kristen and this would have been like my bible back in the late 90s/early 2000s but like ehhh now. That being said, I’m glad you found Luke and are a happy family!

Sorry but not into this - I feel bad bc it seems like a lot of ppl liked it but it started too quickly for me and I don’t care about the characters and it’s honestly exhausting.

I mean, pretty good? The narrator on this is top notch and I don’t usually feel that way - just being very matter-of-fact while still being like lol wtf. I’m a little less terrified that I could randomly have my proteins folded but now that I wrote that I feel like I’m jinxing myself. Sigh and eek.

Dude, I’m trying man.

Shut up. I know. This was an airport read.

Prions! Let’s gooooooo

Well, Jessa is quite the shithead, huh!

I remember DNFing this before bc the beginning was kind of boring but I’ll push through bc I’m literally the last person to read this.

My Libby account is going to return this tomorrow and there are tons of ppl waiting so I feel v rushed but I really like it. It’s v reminiscent of a Michael McDonnell book, one of the best authors ever. So now I am going to have to re-read the Elementals and Cold Moon Over Babylon.

Ok lol I guess they are paintings? Ok

Wait like how are the dead bodies still fresh

JFC I’m really trying to finish this tonight bc my Libby loan is up and I really like this book but I’ve been so bad about reading/listening lately! Gonna try to stay up and finish bc I do not want to have to buy it or wait 1879378484 weeks for it to be available again.

I’m honestly more captivated than I’ve been in a long time!

This is so sweet. It’s like 50 First Dates if you combined it with the episode of Bob’s Burgers with the hostage situation.

Lol Purple Monkey Dishwasher Finch

I mean, it’s enough to hold my attention? Being stranded at creepy motels is something I’m always down for - kinda slow going but I guess we’ll see!

BULLLSHIT. Sam is garbage. GARBAGE. Do not trust him. Why would you ever trust him again. Jesus Christ.

GET AN ATTORNEY DO NOT SPEAK TO THE POLICE WITHOUT AN ATTORNEY

Ok. Ok. I understand that I read these books bc they are thrillers and mindless and light but seriously. I am as much of a fan of the lifetime movies where the women are gaslighted (gaslit?) into thinking they are crazy but JFC MONICA? Is a creep. She is going to steal your husband. And I bet it wasn’t even his sperm that got her knocked up! Pay attention to the red flags for the love of godddss

Monica said, “I want to kill you and wear your skin and be with your husband” and I thought to myself, no you’re being crazy. That doesn’t mean anything!

So far, this is like “oh that seems like a red flag! But maybe I’m just being silly. I don’t want to ask my husband bc he may be rational and say this whole thing is crazy.”

Oooohh k. SPOILER

I’ve been constantly reading Freida McFadden so my guess here is that it is not the daughter but the dad a la The Housekeeper. Let’s see!

Why did I decide to listen to the audiobook of this? “DADDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHE’S SO MEAN TO MEEEEEE!”

LMAOOOO I get it - this is like Veruca Salt if she were psychotic and also jealous of her dad’s new wife. I AM TELLING YOU NOW NOTHING BETTER HAPPEN TO OSCAR.

I really am having a complicated reaction to this book. I have so much to say about it but I don’t really feel like facing those demons. Also, please take care of Cake.