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Girl, if you don’t just give this man his damn robe back…

*British accent* You shaved your bush!

Truly cannot tell if this is meant to be satire or not.

Potentially my new favorite Poirot introduction.

Sort of wild that this man helped predict the atom and all we remember him for is hedonism and a food blog

Frieda thinks that slashing someone’s tires is the most morally reprehensible thing imaginable, but having an untrained minor collect blood at a health fair is apparently in the grey area.

Unfortunately, I think this is how most of society imagines the inner monologue of single women in their 30s. There’s some decentering that needs to be done here.

How have only two days passed, this is insane

Guys, call me a prude, but I actually don’t think reading about super horny 19 year olds is all that romantic.

I am concerned by the lack of urgency around this missing grandparent.

I truly do not see what the issue is, you both seem entirely insufferable and compatible to me

Off to an absolutely insane start

Get her ass, Na’amah.

Freida probably read Carrie and thought “what if this was poorly written and about adult coworkers?”

I think Natalie and Dawn are in love with each other.

Let’s gooooo

“Nothing gives me more pleasure than recalling the memory of Socrates, either by myself or by listening to someone else.”

Wasn’t expecting to cry, but here we are.

Actually have a headache thinking about how little water these people are drinking.

I was definitely born in the right generation.

I don’t understand this trend in supposedly feminist literature of having a single hyper-intelligent protagonist surrounded by completely dim-witted women. Treating your heroine like an exception to the rule could not be further from a feminist take.

Is this, like, not good or am I just stupid?

This was very much the right decision, I’m so happy right now.

As much as I’m enjoying this, my life is currently being consumed by the Percy Jackson Disney+ series and all I want is to read Heroes of Olympus. So I will return to this once I’ve scratched my Percy Jackson itch.

Oh this is really bad

It’s a rivals-to-lovers romance involving CHESS. I don’t know what you want from me.

This book is having a difficult time deciding what it wants to be.

Percy called Annabeth his girlfriend. 13yo Steph is SQUEALING.