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We are wearing orange and green harem trousers with an orange silk shirt, unbuttoned to the gods, green and gold eyeshadow, bright orange fingernails, and that ubiquitous tangerine lipstick, to go to a sixty year old lady's birthday party :~}

Heroine's response to Hero breaking up with her is to perform an impromptu dance for him, at 1:30 in the morning, on the streets of Halifax, to "blatantly sexual music...that she heard inwardly." lmao. What is this? Fame?

A jade green skirt, a "wild jungle" top, and we're off to a movie date to watch Dances with Wolves :)

After the heroine turns him down for a one night stand, "hero" has to make some karate shadow play to "relieve the intolerable tension that had built up in his body." He is 34 years old by the way. rofl

The heroine wears a turquoise suede skirt and jacket, whips her hair into a froth of curls on her crown, and outlines her lips in frosted tangerine, for her first date with the hero. lol

"They looked as sleek as the yacht and exuded the scented, cigar-laden aroma of hard cash."

“There are things that no man can conquer, and no sword can kill, and no fire can burn”

"Double-check the age of the person whose [psychological] test you're scoring. If it's a teenager, but you think it's a grown-up, you'll conclude that you have a psychotic adult. But that's just a normal teenager."

LOL

My best wishes for health, happiness, and good reading to all my GR friends!!!

“Like all strong people, she suffered always a measure of loneliness; she was a marginal outsider, a secret infidel of a certain sort.”

― Anne Rice (1941-2021)

Despite being an avid romance reader, I have never read any of Jackie Collins' books. After watching Ladyboss, a documentary about her currently on Netflix. I just may.

When you get friend requests gushing about how much they like your reviews and yet not a single like from the requestor on any single review...*eye roll*...

One of the scariest "romance" book covers I have ever seen!

Happy Holidays to all my friends on Goodreads: Stay safe, count your blessings, and may you enjoy every single new book you pick up this New Year!

I can’t BEAR to read about one more doormat heroine and triumphing OW. Please give me some recommendations!!! 😤😤😤

Is it me or does the Goodreads website lately seem to be playing the bongos naked in the middle of the night? I smell a new format coming...

UNINSPIRATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Sorry, can't make it tonight. I have to help my husband remember the same schedule the kids have had for the last seven-hundred and thirty Tuesdays of our lives.

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The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

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When I'm waiting patiently for you to pull out of your parking spot and you decide that you are going to just sit in your car until one of us literally dies.

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The only Facebook status should be "Wants Attention"

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If you drink to forget, please make sure you pay in advance.

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If you think I'm cute when I get angry, wait til I get gorgeous.

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The more you disapprove, the more fun it is for me

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Life can be hard when your comfort zone is only half an inch wide.

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Sorry I'm late. I had to point out all the things that are in plain sight of my husband.

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Never trust a man who combs over his bald spot all the way from his left armpit.

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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How my week goes: monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, BLINK, monday...

UNINSPIRATIONAL QUOTE OF THE DAY:

We buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't like.