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Free everywhere except Amazon from 22 Dec!
Dear Mona Lisa also free 22-26 Dec.

A freebie :)

"You're pretty contrary, you know?"

Rich, poor, floods and disaster... but love will find a way .....

March 30...

Love will not sweep you away, but he might. 💗💗💗💗💗

:)

Was the place ready for a cheek zigzag reminiscent of David Bowie, and perhaps Boy George? Would Bear's eyes pop if Oskar applied more lash?.....People are easily fooled by the trappings of superficiality..." You like my boots???"

Blog to follow :D

Grrrrrr

Have a fab weekend!!

Starting to feel like some 80's......

Shortie extract on my blog today of the next book! :D Hope you enjoyenjoyenjoy......

What is it about the apocalypse that draws me in???!!!!

It's not that I'd be greedy
I wouldn't
Nope
I'd give to charities, and people with hole in their socks, and long fringes And all kinds of causes
Even the guy down the street whose cat bullies mine
Because y'know with 100 million ( how many zeroes?) I could afford to be generous
And I'd want to
Just so you know
So, if anyone high up ( not Scotland) is listening
MEMEMEME. Let me win the euro lottery tonight!!!!!!

I can confirm there will be an Easter weekend release! Very excited for this one, a full length novel, which can best be described as MM Romance, or Shitfuck,literature 😁😁😁😁😁💥💥💥😁😁😁. More to come very soon.

That was one hot scene !!!!

" Yes sir. It was just like a Kiss concert when they were at their prime"

Hahahahahah

A lovely feel of Indiana Jones!!!

Arty blokes!!!!!

I've changed my mind :o. Aren't these either the best or worse words in the universe of wordery???

( as,an aside I remember Andy-the-bastard ( actual name as was introduced to me) saying this many years ago, but due to his state of inspiration, and perhaps denial on my part. I thought he said " I've churned me mint".
Chaos ensued. More to.follow.

It was somehow both modern and classic....

If I lived on a lighthouse island with no.communication with the world what would I miss most? Have just written a - very short - list but now I wonder if i can delete chocolate covered peanuts ? :/ Hmm.

I dunno about this.... I keep abandoning , using as furniture, etc. Will.give one last go.

Started a new book last night. Left it downstairs and cannot get out of bed to fetch due to cat holding me hostage. Book is blue with squiggles on cover. Cat says I cannot leave bed to face the cold morning.