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only reason i didn’t finish is bc next book doesn’t arrive until sunday and ive gotta space it out until then 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

154 pages in 1 day after barely reading for months. i feel like i just did drugs. genuinely.

forgot just how fucking addicting this book (specifically the audiobook🤩🤩💗) is. when the audiobook is so good u have to whip out the phone games u haven’t played in a month bc u just wanna keep reading. also obv on the reread bc i just bought tickets to see the MOVIEEEE which im ridiculously excited for💗

part 3 baby and shit just got even more crazy

i am learning so many new gigantic words. ebullience, obsequious, susurrus, allay, torpor, mellifluous, detritus, sepulcher. this man writes with a FATASS thesaurus at the ready swear to god.

ALMOST DONE. i don’t want it to be over, i wonder if i will cry. 100 pages left. i WILL finish tomorrow. fitz and fool and others oh how i love u

lady on the plane some spilled water on the corner of my book. very distressing. also “boy-o” wins the award for literal worst name in a book ever. but other than that YAHHHHHHHHHH THIS SHIT IS CRAZY!!! MY BOOK IS SOOOO ANNOTATED (aka, underlined w hearts & !!!s) 🤩🥰🙂‍↕️💗

they still haven’t gone on the quest yet btw

dear LORD. SO MUCH IS HAPPENING. fitz continues to be stupid and i love him. and so many others. these are my pookie babies and robin hobb is gonna do more horrible things to them im not ready.

banger. i’m so emotionally distressed in 1 million different ways already.

so completely upset i have to go to bed rn.

i am having the time of my fucking life. robin hobb does bittersweet PERFECTLY. it’s so funny to read a series where so little can be truly happening, slow days out the wazoo (exaggeration, but still) but i have never been more hooked. this is the 7th fitz’s POV book and seeing the details of every relationship and situation, MAN. phenomenal. new beloved character obtained, also. i read for like 4 hours today

book 14/16. the final stretch boys. i fear i will become insufferable. we r approaching a world where realm of the elderlings >> cosmere, which is frankly crazy. like it’s already better than stormlight, so if this last series ends how i truly hope and think it will, it might take #1 obsession for me.

i actually hit 1 year since starting assassins apprentice tomorrow. 13 books in a year! and 3 MORE TO GO :D!

once again, robin hobb and her characters. man. i’m flying (ha) through this now.

ya know i’m really fuckin w this one. these characters r now my Pookies.

there are def some gay people here. and one of them is Incredibly Annoying

chapter 28 deadass some of the best writing i’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing. also i’ve Sobbed 4 separate times.

this is the quirkiest thing i’ve ever read in my entire life (positive) (super enjoy)

recent annotations: “heavy BREATHING” and “NO FUCKIN WAY”
(oh my god is this a fucking ENDING. some of the most satisfying beautiful shit i’ve ever read)