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Isaac Asimov : In the future there'll be very developped robots !
Also Isaa Asimov : But we'll still call unmarried middle aged women old hags ! :)

Si Bella avait un minimum de goût elle serait tombée amoureuse d'Alice (et de Jasper). Mais non elle a été subjuguée par le roux chelou qui la traite comme si elle était en porcelaine, la déplace à la main dans tous les sens et lui fait des déclarations hyper cringe de mec coincé dans un drama émo.
(Je lis à vitesse grand V parce que j'en ai marre du bouquin ;-; Si tout va bien je le finis aujourd'hui !!)

Je refuse de penser que Bella est spéciale donc j'ai décidé qu'Edward est demisexuel.

C'est tellement une histoire de grooming j'en pleure. Bella est juste méga horny et Edward a juste faim (littéralement).
Quelle horreur cette relation (et pourtant je peux pas dire que j'aime pas le livre ça serait hypocrite, je m'amuse bien quand même.

Étant quelqu'un qui fait constamment les choses à la va-vite et fait des conneries en conséquences, je me reconnais dans Raphaël. Par contre, je devrais m'excuser auprès de ma mère, parce que je comprends aussi le STRESS que quelqu'un pareil cause à son entourage maintenant.
RAPHAEL CONCENTRE TOI PUREE

Xie Lian is such a dick lmao. What do you mean because she's ugly the way she looked dying was kind of funny ?? Hello ??

I'm adding the ace rep tag to this, Eric is very demisexual and i love it

third story is unhinged, i feel unwell

I'm falling in love with Dinios he's such a good guy. I'm obsessed with how sassy he can randomly get while being extremely stuck up and repressed lmao

Once you get into the worldbuilding and get a better idea of the universe it's set in, the murder mystery investigation is top tier !

The Danny Caughlin story was craazyy but I liked it !

I'm not going to read the whole thing cause these are just the extras and I'm scared MXTX's smut scenes, I'm just reading the Airplane backstory

Random anti-veganism ?? Like okay mr Klune you love meat, congratulations

Me when something I expected to happen happens : 😞

Not Corionalus thinking he's suffering just as much as Lucy Gray he's a shitbag of the highest sort

"The first thing a bald man says when you meet him is always true, and the last thing he says is always a lie"
Someone's met my dad I see

I'm live laugh loving this, it's existentially hilarious

I need to finish this and quick, I can't be sad the WHOLE of January

Literally trying not to cry while listening to the audiobook at work.
The book is very good I might kms

People were NOT kidding about the emotional distress

I feel genuinely sick from all this, like my stomach is in knots I just want them to be okay and in love. Damn you Shakespeare !!

The woes of being bisexual

"Though this family's interests and hobbies spanned a wide range, they managed some coincidental similarities anyway, having the same...unique style. The son liked to hold corpses, while the dad liked to lie around in coffins".
MXTX the comedian that you are !

"My sexuality is nope" is genuinely very funny, I don't care if it's corny

Feenie's the worst. She's a bad friend and a worse person. If i knew her in real life I would despise her and avoid her at all costs

The words "cutie patootie" were used....to describe Dean Winchester from Supernatural of all people
This is hell

I have more highlights on this book than I've ever had on my school lessons

This is so fucking good Suzanne Collins the writer that you are !!!

I got past the complicated timelines and POVs and i'm having fun now !! It helps that Kihrin is a very funny mess, bless his heart he's so silly

We're baaaack and this time it's for real, I'm finishing this or so help me God