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“You know I don’t remember the names of corpses, Carl,” Donut said. “Maybe if you pull his hand out of your inventory it will jog your memory.”

jesus donut the guy's already dead, you don't need to murder him again

"I'm going to show you what I do now."

O__O;;; YIPE YIPE YIPE

i feel about caterpillars the way Indiana Jones feels about snakes. eugh.

donut's panic attack 😭

idk what to be more scared of, the maggiechris monster or the syndicate slugs. also rest in pieces loita! 🤘🤪

“You keep destroying governmental buildings, Carl,” Donut said. “People are going to start thinking you have a problem with authority.”

nothing like being horribly sick to max out your reading time. finished my challenge books yesterday so now it's back to the dungeon, let's 👏 fuckin 👏 gooooooo 👏

it's insane how invested i am in these characters. the appearance of hekla and the obviously-totally-psychotic eva has me climbing the walls going YOU BETTER NOT FUCK WITH MY FRIENDS!! lolol

when these two finish sciencing the shit out of everything and have to say goodbye, i'm going to cry.

"Our two guards were both level-35 rock monsters called cretins. One was named Bomo, and the other was “The Sledge.”"

you bastard 😂😂😂

god this really is one of the most compulsively readable series ever.

4 novels to finish before the end of the month if I'm going to meet all my challenges, but when your wife says she's ready for your buddy listen, you say let's go! idk how I'm going to keep my reactions to myself as she speculates, lol.

i don't want to stop for the day but i must! this is so addictive, i'm even more hype for the movie than i was before.

omg the way the audio does rocky's vocalizations is so cute!!!

ahhhh he taught the alien to do thumbs up, i'm dying

"you guys know about climate change, right?"
"my dad says that's not real."
"well... it is."

mainstream media should borrow a page from ryland's book. -__-;;;

i don't think i've enjoyed a book where i have no fucking clue what's happening since harrow the ninth. not a bad comparison either, since like HTN, the different plot threads are taking place asynchronously (or possibly in different dimensions/realities in this case).

i knew we'd hear from lauren again! also iirc cam mentioned having an ex named lauren in book 1, i hope i'm not misremembering that...

YES sienna, nail his ass. love to see a shitty guy receive the logical consequences of his actions.

god this series is so good. desperately hope the author can explain everything bc i must know.

never read a Malfi book before but if his story doesn't end up being the most batshit one in the book i'll be shocked. what the fuck was that? lmfao. like The Lottery on acid crossed with holy water.

*they were roommates*

"Chains sighed the whole-body sigh of a man who freshly resolves not to murder five children every day of his life."

god i fucking love this series. i hope this story (published only last year) is an indication that lynch is writing again.

ugh i just hate gatsby (the man) so much. at least in this version nick has an amount of power and agency in the relationship, even if gatsby doesn't know it yet.

The SA Cosby story made me realize that I also never understood why the farmhand freaks TF out when Dorothy falls in the pigpen in the Wizard of Oz. Definitely do now though (thanks Hannibal).

this would make a great pair with metal from heaven.

the cargill story is like what would happen if val and earl from tremors lived in the world of the stand. A+

not the slingshot, sai ricky!

RESPECTFULLY MR ISLINGTON WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK