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Rule of survival: have a terrifying amount of fun.

Why the bloody heck are there still sex scenes where he pulls out so she doesn’t get pregnant. We’re living in 2026. Everyone knows that this doesn’t prevent pregnancy 🙄

‘I like to think i have the appropriate level of self confidence.’
‘Sir, you are a blond man. Calm down’

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Shall we call adult man who wants to have sex with teenage girls pedophiles instead of only gross. I don’t fucking care how old the man are, 18+ and wanting to have sex with a teenager who is UNDERAGE means he’s a pedophile. And it doesn’t mean she is more mature or any other fucksake excuse.

I’m sick and tired of people who are downplaying this, in this case the author.

‘Bye bye George.’

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The reverence to Pirates of the Caribbean is great 😁