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part one left me sick but the sexual tension these two had within 60 pages is masterful craft

oh she’s so hot and he’s so pathetic

oh this is so easily predictable but god these characters are so lovable

i knew she was for the girls

MY BOY IS BACK

oh silenius the lightbringer? as in the next book, lightbringer? as in lysander au lune heir of fucking silenius? that lightbringer? god shoot me now

lysander in the same room as darrow makes me so nervous it’s making me nauseous what does that little freak do in these last 250 pages to make people hate him

this book is making me angry and not in the good way. i’m sorry i don’t care about anything going on rn

i’m sorry virginia is fucking garbage to read about. wtf happened between morning star and this where pierce brown decided to make her a shitty girlboss misogynist. she’s jealous of eo? my mustang, jealous of darrow’s first wife? never

why is lyria the only one dealing with nightmare aliens and freaky parasites

oh ephraim you would’ve shit your pants at the actual ascomanni you silly little man

god all these names are so fucking british. cholmondeley? bertram-mogg?

they aged up dimitri in the movie?? wtf??

did he fr kill virginia

oh so this is where it literally all goes to hell

pierce brown if you kill pax i will throw myself into oncoming traffic

sevro my maaaaaan you are whipped and your wife is psychotic

“what’s the point if they can’t even have kids?” something something dhampir relationships as a metaphor for queerness and actually this aggressively straight relationship is an allegory for being gay

fix my slump oh 2000s problematic ya romance

shoot me but ephraim’s pov is so boringggg im barely hanging on just for pax

lysander grappling with the horrors of war that he never expected and then getting hit with the exact political sitch he wanted to avoid at all costs is so fucking funny like get fucked

WHY DOES EVERYONE DO AN IRON RAIN STOP

nothings happened yet and i’m still nervous