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So we’re body shaming, Seanan? Really? No matter how good this is at the end… you’ve lost a star.

Still don’t get it. I’m tired of reading Carl Sagan’s name.

What am I reading? Am I stupid?

Um.. why doesn’t Tammy just share her room with Abigail then? Imagine making your brother give up his bedroom accommodations at HIS daughter’s wedding. Get over yourself.

Faaarr too many mentions of Skylar and Weston licking/biting their bottom lip. It’s giving Twilight.

Omg.. Fancy Face. 😭 Bo and Hope Brady are forever.

The math isn’t mathing here. Violet’s mother died when Violet was 12.. she’s currently between the ages of 23-24.. her father remarried and had another child, Sephora, who is currently 16? Making their age difference 7-8 years. If Violet was 12 and her father was faithful and dedicated when he became a widower HOW is there only 7-8 years between the sisters?

Did we really have to write “charcuterie board” 9 times across 2 pages? Lol

“It’s not cute to talk about food with guys” WHAT? What exactly are we saying? Girls don’t eat? Guys don’t need to know girls love food TOO? Omg.. imagine if they know we crave a bakery treat! Stop it.

Why does every girl in this book sound like a snotty, shitty person? It’s not the 00s and not everyone is stuck in the valley girl phase anymore. Just stop.

“Is this the part where I’m supposed to ask, ‘What terrible things, honey?’ Because I’m not going to. We’ve all got baggage. If I’d wanted to take on someone else’s, I would have married a different kind of woman.”

Wow. Asshole.

Wow…. Zahra sucks.

I’m wondering if this is another case of “I’m 16 and over dramatic.” Or if this Big Embarrassing Incident really was in fact big and embarrassing.

The fuckkkk.

Nope. Don’t like that.

Not really sure why we need to be aware of every instance when Dexter licks his balls. I could do without it.

So we don’t get to read even ONE page of Ellery’s final story?

Are the 1,000 citizens mole people? Where are they?

Minor annoyance: Constantly referring to characters with their full name.

How do people like this book?

What is up with the names in this book? Knockemout Police Department? Why would you name your child Waylay? Huh?

Was the Trump quote about Ivanka necessary to add in here? God.

Ewh. He better fucking not.

Called it at 12% lol