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It’s an awesome book so far. There’s zombies, ghosts from the Great War, and a hairless monkey. I don’t have an effing CLUE what’s going on. 😂😂

My name is Theo Faber. I’m 42 years old. And I became a psychotherapist because I was fucked up. That’s the truth.

Omg, I love Jawbone SO MUCH. 😂😂

Holy shit, I’m HOOKED!

A gift given to someone who wants nothing from you is worthless.

Some people grow weak when they are victimized. Others grow stronger.
And still others combine those two attributes to become dangerous.

What belonged to you once, will always belong to you.
Be grateful if you have walked through the world with another’s heart in your hand.

The only cure for old age is death. There are things you cannot change. That you should not change.

“To any man who ever loves an Owens, let this curse befall you, let your fate lead to disaster, let you be broken in body and soul, and may it be that you never recover.”

A woman alone who could read and write was suspect. Words were magic. Books were not to be trusted. What men could not understand, they wished to burn.

Some creatures do not care how polite a person might be, they will hurt you for no reason, and then all you can do is heal yourself with whatever ingredients are necessary.

Want can be a hundred times stronger than need, and a thousand times stronger than common sense.

It was never a good idea to place one’s faith in someone who was by her very nature undependable. Rebecca‘s presence meant that there was trouble ahead. There was a reason she hadn’t come to see her child before now. She had other things on her mind. Love for some people was like that, easy to slip on and off.

Sorrow spoken aloud is sorrow lived through twice.

“I’ve never taken drugs. The last time I took communion, I drank the little wine thimble, tripped on the stairs going back to my pew, and cried because the organ was out of tune and God deserved better.
I can’t have fun. Ever.”
😂😂

2 hours left and I’m bored out of my mind. Ready for it to be over. 2x speed, here we go!

You shouldn’t argue with a woman with hooves. 😂

He knew that no woman was cheap and that every dish was delicious. The secret was in the particulars that made them unique.

I’m quite fond of Fort.

No one who is strong hits a child.

Parents are required to see the best in their children, otherwise living with the little sociopaths would drive a person mad. 
🤣🤣🤣

“Anger is in line right now,” Tress said. “It’s seventh down, sandwiched between confusion and fatigue.”
😂
Boy, has no truer words been spoken for me at the moment lol.

“you have just received a very free pie, and now you presume to ask for more?”

I must remember to use this later…😂

Some of the most jilted, rambling, lackluster writing I’ve ever read. Almost quit on page 14. Like WHERE are you going with this??
I’ll stick it out a little longer. He’s on thin ice though.

Well, that took a turn…

His chest cavity had been carefully cracked open, his rib cage fanning back as if it were the glistening crimson trigger hairs on a Venus flytrap, patiently waiting for its prey to wander inside its gaping maw.
This is only the second paragraph on the first page. What an awesome description! Color me impressed. I have high hopes for this.

Hell yes, girl. 😂😂😂

In war, there are always debts.

He wondered how many mundane things hid magic, or perhaps it was better to think of it as how much magic liked being married to the ordinary. To simplicity and comfort and overlooked details.

Behind a big impressive gate lives many a sorry excuse for a man.