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I know before looking up at her she is crying. But no amount of her tears will move me. Hurt feelings have no place when safety is at stake. Experience and intuition are rattling me as fierce as the shutters did in the windstorm last night. Her tears are rain to my ocean.

I’m a hair’s breadth away from DNFing. There sure as hell better be a point to all this bullying and sexual harassment.

“There’s blood all the way up to her elbow, as if she were just recently in a drive-by fisting.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is becoming a chore...but I shall persist.

I’ve come to the conclusion that they’re all on LSD. 🫣

I dunno wtf is going on, but I’m enjoying the ride.
Damn, I love purple prose. 💜

Their skin glowing with health insurance. 🤣🤣

Wow. Probably the most poignant writing I’ve ever read in a thriller novel. Absolutely beautiful. And I have NO IDEA where this is going. Which is perfect.

It's not bad...not bad. It's a romance and at least I'm intrigued...god knows I'm a hard sell...we'll wait and see what happens.

Ya know, this ain’t half bad so far…

The reference to a poster of Will Smith’s 2001 movie “Ali” hanging in a bedroom that took place in 1988 knocked me out of the story like a ball bat to the head.
Sir, where is your editor??
Fire him immediately! 😂

I suppose it no secret that Bigfoot no spring chicken.
Full of ache and pain and crickety crack.
Make think maybe I no live forever.
🤣🤣

“No tears, please. It is a waste of good suffering.”
“He wanted pleasure, until we gave it to him, then he squirmed.”

“Don’t play this game,” he growls. “You don’t have the stomach for it.”
He wouldn’t talk to me like that if he knew I beat a man to death with a paper weight.

Oh, how I HOWLED! 🤣🤣 IYKYK

The right sentence is like a rock that can shatter your entire world. — Nietzsche

“I’m glad you hit back” he said, one eye puffed completely shut. ”Tell you this— you’ll suffer less in life if you swing back. Only if you’re pushed to do it, of course. Give as much as you get. Doesn’t matter if you fall. All that matters is you get up again.”

We are Irish, which means heredity carries us halfway to madness, smack out of the womb.
— The Saturday Night Ghost Club

(boy, do I feel seen…)🤣

Have I not suffered enough, that you seek to increase my misery? Life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me, and I will defend it. Everywhere I see bliss, from which I alone am irrevocably excluded. I was benevolent and good; misery made me a fiend.

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
The Hobbit

I love that the dragon talks. 😂

“Beorn is not as far off as you seem to think, and you had better keep your promises anyway, for he is a bad enemy. He may be your friend, but he loves his animals as his children. You do not guess what kindness he has shown you in letting dwarves ride them so far and so fast nor what would happen to you if you tried to take them into the forest.”

“Im sorry.”
“You meant well.”
“That doesn’t do much good when you’re wrong, now does it?”

Good lord, this is a helluva book…

Fern wished she could sit. Her body felt like it was all broken bones held together by string. But she knew they were in trouble, and you always took your trouble standing up.

(yeah, why is that?? 🤔😂🤷🏼‍♀️)

“would you rather I be ashamed? My appearance is the least of my qualities.
They hate us enough. Don’t hate yourselves, too.”

Locked up for doing the most natural thing in the world. 💛