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by god luna was right. i'm having a lot of emotions about this horse lake man romance

book club read....i'm sorry i just can't get over the fact that his name is max lobo. lobo just means wolf in spanish. he's alpha sheriff max wolf, the wolf shifter. UGHHHHH

alright everybody we've got a toddler alasdair pack it up this is the best one yet

i just started but i immediately would like to address the fact that these babies are named opal and penelope and hoby and bonnie and maurice???? babes what are we doing

this keeps switching between goofy and absolutely beyond devastating

ROLLO?????????

minister shreem i love you. bejeweled ass crab

[gagging and crying] i love reading stephen graham jones books they're such a fun time :)

it's been a hot minute since i've read horror and. hoo boy. i did forget the particular words stephen graham jones uses to describe all the dismembering. hoo boy.

rollo: this is like a fucked up found family to me and i'm like a found abusive dad to you all
everyone else on the ship: NO IT'S NOT STOP DOING THAT

dnf about halfway through one dance with a duke...tessa dare babe you're disappointing me with this one the mmc is just so like...Growly and Possessive and Threatening and the whole thing with consent and him being like "stop pretending you don't want it" felt gross??? no thank you friends

let it be known that i would die for jean, first of all. also WHY in every flashback is everyone like look out this fatass little boy is going to beat your ass into dust 😭 let my man live

IM GONNA THROW UP IM SO SAD

i'm sorry but every time they say father chains in my head it IS spelled father chainz

ehehehe we heisting

speedrun before book club on wednesday AS PER USUAL

phedre makes bargains with the gods TOO EASILY it's stressing me out girl!!

madame carey you popped off with this one i'm obsessed

dnf'ed bloom by delilah dawson at about 25%....the prose is NOT great and by the time we hit the main character + love interest talking about how social media could never truly capture the beauty of nature i was like nah im out

OUGHHHH VOYNE AND TREILA....

book club read of the month...initial thoughts: this is fun, but does it need to exist in a world where we have murderbot??

in my cannibalism era

ooooo forgot how DEVASTATING the winter break from promise arc is