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Briana is 40% done with Fruit Fly

“Virginia Woolf would have loved Grindr”

— Aug 18, 2026 06:47PM Add a comment

Briana is 80% done with Dolly All the Time

okay Annabel wow

— Aug 17, 2026 06:41PM Add a comment

Briana is 50% done with You Won't Forget Me

Switched the audio and the singing and instrumentation was a jump scare

— Aug 15, 2026 10:19AM Add a comment

Briana is 99% done with Headlights

🤙🤙pinkies up 🤙🤙

— Jul 06, 2026 05:02AM Add a comment

Briana is 50% done with Headlights

CJ is a gal from Austin that also has strong feelings about Denver!!! I’m just like her 👹

— Jul 01, 2026 03:52PM Add a comment

Briana is on page 262 of 354 of The Island of Missing Trees

“In life, unlike in books, we have to weave our stories out of threads as fine as the gossamer veins that run through a butterfly’s wings.”

— May 20, 2026 11:00AM Add a comment

Briana is on page 123 of 354 of The Island of Missing Trees

I suddenly neeeeed to eat figs

— May 20, 2026 04:29AM Add a comment

Briana is on page 11 of 432 of Our Perfect Storm

11 pages in and I can tell our Canadian Summer Queen has done it again!! here I come, Vancouver Island!!

— May 13, 2026 10:50PM Add a comment

Briana is 25% done with Game Changer (Game Changers, #1)

I may get cavity from the blue moon over brooklyn sweetness of this book and I like it

— May 06, 2026 07:39AM Add a comment

Briana is 48% done with The Princess Knight

Imagine you’re Elle Woods and you get to duel your ex and his new fiance with a weapon in a castle instead of with words in Harvard classroom

— May 05, 2026 10:58AM Add a comment

Briana is on page 200 of 400 of Yesteryear

The grand performance of womanhood demands an audience!!!!! The flimsy scaffolding of patriarchy will hold us!!! I need hundreds more of these pages !!! Scary!!! Hysterical!!! Churning that cognitive dissonance like it’s fresh butter!!!!

— Apr 21, 2026 08:18AM Add a comment

Briana is on page 240 of 367 of Ready or Not (Hearts of New York, #1)

I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS! I LOVE NEW YORK! I LOVE CARA BASTONE!

— Apr 08, 2026 01:18PM 1 comment

Briana is on page 40 of 367 of Ready or Not (Hearts of New York, #1)

I would do anything for Shep

— Apr 07, 2026 07:30AM Add a comment

Briana is on page 350 of 400 of The Night We Met (Say You'll Remember Me, #2)

Brought to u by Nadia Cakes and Identity Theft Protection Services

— Mar 30, 2026 03:19PM Add a comment

Briana is on page 250 of 400 of The Night We Met (Say You'll Remember Me, #2)

Is this book sponsored by identity theft protection services

— Mar 29, 2026 08:09AM Add a comment

Briana is on page 30 of 400 of The Night We Met (Say You'll Remember Me, #2)

Only that iPhone notes app could have produced misguided shared yorkie custody, a fanny pack wearing pharmacist, and this much parental trauma.

— Mar 29, 2026 08:06AM Add a comment

Briana is on page 30 of 400 of The Night We Met (Say You'll Remember Me, #2)

At least the dog has a butthole

— Mar 28, 2026 06:16PM 2 comments

Briana is 35% done with Mary

Why wait until 50, I’m going to call the things I collect my “loved ones” now

— Mar 27, 2026 06:43AM Add a comment

Briana is 15% done with Mary

“Maybe I should try journaling”

— Mar 26, 2026 06:03AM Add a comment

Briana is on page 101 of 352 of No Matter What (Hearts of New York, #3)

I feeeeeel like there are probably lots of therapists in walking distance from their apartment what gives

— Mar 20, 2026 03:14PM Add a comment

Briana is on page 59 of 352 of No Matter What (Hearts of New York, #3)

New York = People salad ✍️

— Mar 20, 2026 02:08PM Add a comment

Briana is on page 35 of 352 of No Matter What (Hearts of New York, #3)

I was warned there was a tough open but the beginning of this book already has me winded, I’m ready

— Mar 20, 2026 12:00PM 2 comments

Briana is 69% done with Morning Glory Milking Farm (Cambric Creek, #1)

A Minotaur MMC saying “this isn’t my first rodeo” 🐂

— Mar 20, 2026 08:06AM Add a comment

Briana is 69% done with Morning Glory Milking Farm (Cambric Creek, #1)

There are adjectives and anatomical phrases here that I didn’t think I’d ever hear in this context

— Mar 20, 2026 07:59AM Add a comment

Briana is on page 300 of 373 of The Governess Game (Girl Meets Duke, #2)

FROM BOW TO STERN

— Feb 26, 2026 07:50AM Add a comment

Briana is on page 164 of 373 of The Governess Game (Girl Meets Duke, #2)

Okay it took me almost as long as it took the FMC to realize that the MMC has been unwavering in his awe of her and that’s on me

— Feb 24, 2026 06:19PM Add a comment

Briana is on page 6 of 320 of The Everlasting

OH.

— Jan 23, 2026 07:50PM 3 comments

Briana is on page 213 of 224 of Seduction Theory

“Do we need another story about privileged white people having affairs?”

— Jan 17, 2026 03:09PM Add a comment

Briana is on page 200 of 224 of Seduction Theory

anxious, pretentious, terrible, privileged ppl doing dumb shit will always be fun to me!! however, this book is lucky it is fun-sized because another 100 pages would end me

— Jan 17, 2026 07:37AM Add a comment

Briana is on page 125 of 224 of Seduction Theory

Emily, who hurt you, and did they have an MFA?

— Jan 17, 2026 07:34AM Add a comment

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