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FROM BOW TO STERN

Okay it took me almost as long as it took the FMC to realize that the MMC has been unwavering in his awe of her and that’s on me

OH.

“Do we need another story about privileged white people having affairs?”

anxious, pretentious, terrible, privileged ppl doing dumb shit will always be fun to me!! however, this book is lucky it is fun-sized because another 100 pages would end me

Emily, who hurt you, and did they have an MFA?

🔪🔪oh this is so fun🔪🔪

There is something endearingly pure about being this unapologetically millennial

need to touch some grass and have sun on my face this is intense!!

Switching away from CURSED AWFUL TERRIBLE AUDIOBOOK to eyes reading was the correct choice what a difference wow

Books set before cell phones came out >>>

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My tolerance for painfully corny books becomes infinite if I know I’m going to giggle about it at book club with a room full of girlies 🫢

this is sweeter than a candy cane I'm swooning

Day 1 of Christmas Advent THANK YOU HALLI this is JOYOUS and WHIMSICAL

Day 1 of Christmas Advent THANK YOU HALLI this is JOYOUS and WHIMSICAL

I feel stinky!

I got distracted and forgot how much fun this was. If you liked Anxious People by frederik backman I think you’ll eat this up

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If this were satire, it would be fun

I fear I’ve unlocked a mountaineering disaster hyper-fixation demon within me… I will be soliciting recommendations for documentaries about climbing disasters!

I’m baffled at the moral implications of conquering this mountain (a completely optional endeavor…) at great expense… mostly to a highly exploited community of locals (but what else is new?!)

Also this is captivatingly written.

I didn’t know I needed to read about hot weatherpeople smooching in a snowstorm until now

This snowstorm is heating up 😉

Kicking my feet (under my blanket) ❄️❄️❄️

Hear me out- Airbnb for ppl who want to stay in haunted houses?

All hail our edge queen, AH