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Stop, they're breaking my heart...

I hate aunt Eugenia. She seemed uptight but harmless at first, almost funny sometimes, but she's actually just another horrible rich white person who sees themselves as above everyone (and everything) else.

“I asked Aunt once if that meant they were trying to eliminate poverty or the poor themselves. Her answer was swift. “I’m not certain a distinction is needed, Emma. They both achieve the same end. If I had my way, there would be no very poor, only a clean, well-dressed lower class that lives to serve. Now stop asking impertinent questions.”

Yes, well, that says all you need to know, now, doesn't it?

Ugh, I'm charmed, in love, obsessed with Emma and Niall's relationship, I need them to be together or I'll die, like, it will actually kill me-

This series is only reinforcing my belief that British people are natural born assholes, Archibald and Aunt Eugenia being Case and Point.

Forget compassion, what his mother did was so selfish it makes me fucking sick...

“I am bored most of the time. Bored of politics and adventure and feasting and quarrelling. Of vengeance and loyalty. I have learned there is one thing a person never tires of, no matter how long they live. And that is being in love. All else is ash and ember.”

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK?????????!!!!??!!!!!!!!?

“If you desire to sit in some corner of the castle hunched over your books and notepaper, bestirring yourself only to demand a tour of some brownie market or bogle den, then it will be done.”
I let out a trembling breath. “And what sort of queen would that make me?”
He looked perfectly earnest as he leaned in to kiss my cheek. “Mine.”

IM SCREAMING

“I’m sorry,” I said, self-conscious now. “Perhaps I shouldn’t talk.”
“Whyever not?” He drew back, examining me with a perplexed smile. “I like the way you talk. And everything else about you, in fact. Is that not clear by now?”

WENDELL BAMBLEBY ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME???????

God, that is so stupidly attractive. Like who wouldn't want to marry a Faerie king who turns his room into an enchanted forest in his sleep???

Emily's niece is like a more sociable and giddy version of her with all the decisiveness and scientific curiosity

lol, Wendell is such a diva

Men need to understand that the more a man suffers because of how much he loves his woman, the more irresistible he becomes.

I love them so much 😭

Okay... I thought I wasn't going to like this but I'm actually enjoying it now

“I see now why you faked the Schwarzwald study,” I said. “And here I thought it was ruthlessness!”
“Laziness, Em,” he intoned from his pile of blankets”

He's just so unapologetic and I kinda love him for it

“he was supposed to be drafting our abstract but kept wandering off to make tea or stand by the window and expostulate about the cold. I grow increasingly convinced that he obtained his doctorate by means of faerie enchantment, so difficult is it to imagine him applying himself to anything resembling work.”

lol, I love him

See! I knew he should've trusted the cat. Cats know things, man, and a magical cat even more so. Always trust the cat, no matter how much of an asshole it might seem.

“The problem with Bambleby, I’ve always found, is that he manages to inspire a strong inclination towards dislike without the satisfaction of empirical evidence to buttress the sentiment.”

I love this

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!!

God, there are so many side characters I don't give a shit about and the author is really trying to give them personalities and all, but girl I don't need to like them, they're supposed to be in and out in a blink, stop trying to make them all matter

Dude, I'm so nervous... just what kind of shitshow is about to happen?

WHO THE FUCK DID THIS AND HOW FUCKING DARE THEY?

Holy shit! This is bad...

God, I love that people are obsessed with him became fair, I too, would want a mural of Warner siting naked on a horse.

The way he's just short of cracking under the stress and anxiety of Juliette's situation is breaking my heart

Finding out Warner is a domestic king on top of being a General who scares the living shit out of every single person has literally rearranged the molecular structure of my body.

I'm a new woman because of this information

Everyone shut up, my husband has just entered the chat-