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I was told this one isn’t as bad as the first and it’s not… however, the repetition has kicked in fully now and I cannot wait for it all to be over. Only 700 pages to go (she said while crying tears from her eyes because she is emotional and needs to get her feelings out in the open. God I hate this writing)

”Her Fur On My Lips” may haunt me forever

Yeahhhhh I’m not about this

I 100% didn’t expect to find this quite funny? But I’m concerned

For such a short book this has been absolutely captivating. I don’t actually know how it’s going to end but it’s been fast paced, quite scary (VERY unsettling to say the least) and… romantic?

Consider me hooked

Can literally nobody just get to the point in this book. “Grant me patience” indeed, Ellena

I really enjoyed the first part of this book, I liked the second part but now the third part just has me waiting to find out how it ends. It’s such a shame, but I really can’t be bothered with it anymore

I am in utter awe, I didn’t know how much I needed these words until now

Hey so I really loved the titular short, so much

I’ll admit this scene is hilarious

I think if the “she’s not like other girls” trope was summarised as one singular character, it would be Shannon Lynch. Yawn

I wish I could explain how insane it is to read the same thing over and over and over again?

I’d question how this book is so long but it’s so repetitive it makes so much sense

I will admit to having a bad memory, however do I need to be told every other line that Shannon is really so very teeny tiny and skinny? Because I promise I am not forgetting how teeny tiny and skinny she is. I promise I understand she is teeny tiny and skinny.

The only way I can describe how I this book feels is when Alice first arrives in Wonderland and everything is really uncomfortable and weird and nobody makes any sense. Now make it a legal setting and the main character is actually quite unpleasant and largely unlikeable and I 100% wouldn’t doubt that he committed a crime. A mundane crime, but a crime nonetheless.

This book keeps choking me up, I didn’t expect to be so emotional

Wholly invested in this, it’s written in such a fun, wholesome way

God this is so good. It’s creepy, emotional, gross and insanely addictive

This book has been playing the most casually aggressive game of tug of war on my heart

I love this story/plot a lot, I just don’t care about the characters very much which is letting it down massively

Saw the cover, was obsessed. Read the blurb and KNEW I had to read it. No regrets so far I’m really, really enjoying this. It’s crazy and I needed it

”There is no room of one’s own when men think our bodies belong to them.”

I just keep crying

I’m so utterly hooked on this I love how all the perspectives are so different but all intertwined in some way. Absolutely obsessed, I would read 800 more pages

THIS ENDING !!!!