Kathleen > Recent Status Updates

“The Jedi are not soldiers, and what you are describing sounds perilously close to war.” YIKES if only they knew what would happen during the fall of the Jedi

I am STRESSED, why on earth would the Nihil steal the padawans??? Reath maybe cause of Nan but I don’t understand Imri unless it was to hide something it would be wild if they knew about his abilities though. The only thing I know for sure is that if Marchion Ro gets his stupid, awful little hands on those padawans I’m going to make him eat his own limbs

“But she wouldn’t shake a creeping feeling that something bad was going to happen to the boy and she would be helpless to drop it.” Again, knowing that Imri dies is criminal, Justina Ireland I know you knew that too when you wrote that line wtf

Knowing that starlight beacon gets exploded and seeing “one day they’d be returned but for now they’d be stored on starlight beacon” 😬

Vernestra Rwoh is back, Reath Silas is back oh I’m in for some tragedy aren’t I?

Damn pans labyrinth who?

Damn just straight up making up levels of hell now 😔

Hey phantasma, I’m living it I’m here for it, I know it’s technically not Dante’s inferno BUT the nine layers of hell are a thing. And greed is NOT after lust, and I’m sure you’re doing it for a purpose or maybe not, but just know I will be holding this against you

Yeah the lust chapter WOULD be like 50 pages long wouldn’t it

Sometimes, you simply have to Harry Potter a bitch

This is such a fun premise I LOVE me some Dante’s inferno no matter what skin is slapped on it

Padawan have all the fun

Oh Star Wars, I like the junior novels cause they are pretty silly and easy reads. And I don’t usually end up crying during them which is always a plus

I’m sorry morning glory milk farm for ever doubting how good of a book you were

Why don’t you just take me out back and shoot me, it would be faster than whatever this is

Star Wars just brings joy, except when people I love die but that’s unfortunately just Star Wars

….. this is certainly….. a book…. That I am reading…. Or perhaps…. Shouldn’t be classed as a book??

Looking up and finding out that this is supposed to be a twilight parody makes this make a lot of sense but unfortunately does NOT make me like it anymore

You done it, you’ve found a book I find hard to read 😔

Knowing one of the authors at least is a comedian is really telling, like it feels like he wrote this as a commentary and wants it to be funny but unfortunately he wrote it for like a male audience it feels like, and I certainly don’t like this kind of comedy

I’d like to say this is a great time, but I just don’t think I can bare to

I’m sorry… I know it’s supposed to be a silly book and I love the mummy concept, but the writing is hurting me personally. I feel like I’m reading a wattpad fanfic, and I’ve never even read one before

Hey man, audio books don’t have to go so hard on the deaths I don’t need to be crying while making a sewing table