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I didn’t like this character in the first book but I feel like a fraud having not read it and still calling myself an Oz fan, so 🫠

literary equivalent of a weighted blanket

Sir, that’s my emotional support 600-page modern retelling of the story of Cain and Abel

The library is desperate to have this back so on the “later” shelf it goes

So far a straightforward story about two people being in love for a long time and I am very here for the simplicity after “Real Americans”

Girls don’t want flowers. Girls want men to talk to them like Robert Mapplethorpe talked to Patti Smith.

This book is the tortured poets department Rosetta Stone don’t @ me

An entire chapter comprised of just two sentences is such a vibe omg

can’t believe we never got this miniseries with Meryl Streep. We were robbed.

Getting destroyed emotionally every 10 pages so it is taking a while

Wicked years box set for Christmas lfg