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elyssa vernold is 17% done with Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

ocd!

— Aug 29, 2026 06:59AM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is on page 144 of 240 of Murder on Sex Island (Luella van Horn #1)

this is ridiculous but i’m having fun lol

— Aug 15, 2026 08:43AM Add a comment

Murder on Sex Island (Luella van Horn #1)

elyssa vernold is 58% done with Everyone Is Lying to You

i missed being slightly literate

— Aug 06, 2026 08:15AM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is 51% done with Everyone Is Lying to You

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elyssa vernold is 34% done with Everyone Is Lying to You

i think this is the same flavor of yesteryear but someone dies in it idk i’m not invested in anything rn

— Jul 19, 2026 05:32PM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is 29% done with It Could Have Been Her

i cannot take in any serious media in any form rn so this is the audiobook i listen to in the car when im not playing espresso on loop

— Jul 19, 2026 05:30PM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is 19% done with The Reappearance of Rachel Price

meh

— May 29, 2026 09:53AM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is on page 364 of 528 of Jade City (The Green Bone Saga, 1)

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elyssa vernold is on page 309 of 528 of Jade City (The Green Bone Saga, 1)

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elyssa vernold is 76% done with Ask Not: The Kennedys and the Women They Destroyed

i know we touch on this semi frequently but joe kennedy lobotomizing his daughter and telling no one is some homelander level shit

— May 26, 2026 04:31PM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is 29% done with Ask Not: The Kennedys and the Women They Destroyed

the kennedys have that dawg in them

— May 25, 2026 08:49AM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is 88% done with The Woman in Suite 11 (Lo Blacklock, #2)

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elyssa vernold is 50% done with Jade City (The Green Bone Saga, 1)

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elyssa vernold is 41% done with Jade City (The Green Bone Saga, 1)

slow start but gas

— May 22, 2026 09:30AM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is 69% done with The Woman in Suite 11 (Lo Blacklock, #2)

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elyssa vernold is on page 175 of 528 of Jade City (The Green Bone Saga, 1)

— May 19, 2026 06:36PM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is 64% done with The Woman in Suite 11 (Lo Blacklock, #2)

this is the dumbest woman alive

— May 19, 2026 04:56PM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is 86% done with Mad Mabel

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elyssa vernold is 53% done with Mad Mabel

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elyssa vernold is on page 134 of 528 of Jade City (The Green Bone Saga, 1)

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elyssa vernold is 30% done with Mad Mabel

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elyssa vernold is on page 61 of 528 of Jade City (The Green Bone Saga, 1)

— May 07, 2026 04:13AM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is on page 204 of 400 of Yesteryear

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elyssa vernold is on page 117 of 400 of Yesteryear

i wish i had time to plow through a book rn bc this is so good

— Apr 23, 2026 08:02PM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is on page 51 of 400 of Yesteryear

— Apr 21, 2026 06:39PM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is on page 382 of 476 of Project Hail Mary

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elyssa vernold is on page 232 of 476 of Project Hail Mary

gas

— Mar 20, 2026 06:16PM Add a comment

elyssa vernold is 69% done with I Know a Place: Rest Stop and Other Dark Detours

— Mar 11, 2026 04:32PM 1 comment

elyssa vernold is 25% done with I Know a Place: Rest Stop and Other Dark Detours

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elyssa vernold is 20% done with I Know a Place: Rest Stop and Other Dark Detours

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