Sam > Recent Status Updates

This girl has the survival instincts of a wet paper towel sometimes… I think that scares me more than the horsemen

The tension is peaking and I’m so here for it 😜but I’m also a little more distracted than I should be by my lack of knowledge of the female anatomy and the piercings 😬

Not the Carhartt logo in the bruise 😂

The barn scene tho 🤭
But then Sloane with Mama Mead 😂💀

I’m sorry, there’s what in the ice cream??? 🤢

This is so cute!! Will be down bad!!

“Who the fuck made you cry?”
Im screaming!!!

He’s Irish and has a slutty little mustache AND dimples!?! 🫠

I fear Cliff has unlocked my love for single dads and I need more of him asap

Koen, stop being mean to me cuz I’m gonna fall in love with you (jk it’s too late I already am)

I’m so invested already!!!