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The way Tolstoy infuses the spirits of men at war with truly sapphic levels of yearning, a marvel to behold

The amount of presidential dick riding in this volume crosses into “unbecoming” territory

Have only had a handful of books I’ve had to actively take breaks from and this is one. Will make your skin crawl every time you get behind the wheel to drive.

Men what is stopping you from sending a passionate kiss to your girl via your boy by passionately kissing him and then having him transmit that passionate kiss to her. We’ve lost the art of chivalry smdh.

Chivalry me timbers

I don’t know why it took me so long to finish this relatively short book. I think I kind of wanted to sit in jt for awhile.

This man loves the word “febrile.” Can’t get enough of it. Uses it at least once a chapter

Super funny, but I did kind of hit a wall with the donkey sex/shit jokes where I was like - I’m not saying this hasn’t been fun, but I think I’ve reached my personal threshold on this specific matter.

Comforting to know that Billy Madison has existed in some form throughout all eras of humanity.