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the only time something happens in this book is when she kills off a character 😭

another “near-native-level french speaker reading books written by non-french speakers that involve french” gripe: why does cole keep switching between the formal (vous) and informal (tu) forms of address with his best friend lol

is “that doesn’t mean I’m Bloody Stupid Johnson” a Discworld reference PLEASE SAY YES

if your book is gonna be set in france you probably want to double check your conjugation when your characters speak french 😭 should be « je regarde son visage » not « je regards »

“he wasn’t handsome by any means. but he was undeniably beautiful ― mesmerizing, the way a coiled serpent might be” lisette marshall i love you but honestly SPARE ME

SPECK of dirt please not spec, I assume there isn’t a “speculation of dirt under his polished shoes”

can we cool it with the 2010s-esque compound insults? like do we really need to call this guy a ‘jizzmuffin?’ what’s wrong with just calling him an asshole??

ok 20% in and the romance isn’t even a subplot it’s like a subsubsubsubsubplot

stupid ass third act breakup

omg are these people in their twenties or are they toddlers

overexaggerated is not a word 😔

hell honestly IS a campus

I will simply be imagining this creature as General Grievous

I’m sorry but I’m bored

we’re clearly in an innovative era of romantasy because instead of their tongues fighting for dominance it’s the pulses in their thumbs “arguing” for dominance

how does she not get waterboarded wearing a shroud in the water lol

take notes y’all the way to take down a full grown man is INDEED by using good rugby tackle technique. i can confirm this as a rugby player

I appreciate callbacks to other books and all but does EVERY other ali hazelwood couple really need to be mentioned?

it’s kind of annoying how dialogue in the flashbacks is italicized just bc it’s in a flashback

is it me or did she just come in like 3.2 seconds flat

i’m sorry but i’m bored

I’m really not understanding the chapter breaks here lol

i usually LOVE wendy palmer i wish this wasn’t boring me so much 😭

can we get fewer hairstyle descriptions and more plot progression please 🙏

ok when is something going to happen

sorry but damn who cares

I’m bored as shit good lord

wow who could’ve predicted that /s

I feel like this should be good but something is missing idk

I don’t know how rin doesn’t have brain damage from all the head injuries she’s always getting