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Dude, if you’re making deals with an incorporal dragon, you gotta COMMIT. No takesy backsy oopsy poopsies.

WHAT THE HELL, I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING AT. ALL.

Spooky times call for spooky stories

MY RESONANCE. MY QUI.

No, seriously, wtf is this. And why can’t I stop.

Uhhh, well, a 17 year old girl NOT being overtly outraged about being forcibly scrubbed clean, subject to a medical examination, and then presented *naked* and *kneeling* to some ancient ass God King abomination with instructions to “let him have his way” was not on my pearl-clutching bingo card, yet here we are.

I’m pleasantly surprised by how good this is

Oh. Oh no. RIP to a real one. And it’s practically an RPG rule to never trust nuns, Carl.

Ok but why does this have better world-building and continuity than most mainstream romantasy? sure, the MMC’s aren’t bursting at the seams with deep lore, but so far everything just makes… sense.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING. THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON. MATT DINNIMAN YOU BEAUTIFUL, INSANE MAN.

So let me get this straight, now we’re saving self-aware NPC strippers, the Odette-Huanxin conflict is even more fucked, and now there’s bullshittery afoot with this whole Phase 2 thing and I’m PRETTY sure I know who the “final boss” is going to be. Don’t look in the eye of the Bedlam Bride, indeed.

Yeah, as if the prince even has a CHANCE of resisting the violet-eyed twink who’s out to kill him.

WE HAVE NOW GONE ABOVE AND BEYOND CANOODLING IN THE DEATH MAZE (Istvhan would be proud 🥹

HUZZAH! THEY KISSED IN THE DEATH MAZE!

NOW KISS IN THE DEATH MAZE

That talk show segment was WILD. I just want to hold Carl 😢