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I was wondering when we would get a whole chapter on whale tails

What if Denis Villeneuve and Robert Eggers teamed up to make this movie. Just think about it

People were better at social distancing in 1850 than they were in 2020 smh

Chubby chaser <<<< blubber hunter

Chubby chaser<<

I think Brandy Sandy watched the princess diaries before writing this scene

Oh I am having a wonderful time

Quint has finally entered the equation

And a quote from the book of Job lol what did I just say

Oh the shark is a metaphor for the wealthy. V interesting

"Well Job, I guess there is just something about you that pisses me off"

Love a barf-o-rama

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call me crazy but I think drugging someone is worse than slashing a tire?????

I know freida McFadden is a woman, but this is just a prime example of written by a man syndrome

So does every freida McFadden book involve a pregnant woman getting stranded in a snow storm, stuck in a random house in the middle of nowhere, with the shining on the bookcase? Or am I going 2 for 2

What are we doing with all this "he might not love me after I tell him about the incident" talk. That is like middle school level suspense tactic

Really in the mood for something to laugh at tbh

God I love this book

I did not know this was so vampire story going into it I'm really excited 🦇

She described Tybalt as a foreman!!! I always call Rick the foreman!!!

This is like gilmore girls in the 1880s

Very interested in how this is going to end