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The cat from hell might be the weirdest short story i have ever read

I have EMOTIONS

"But I like confusion... no great discovery was ever made by a person who was confident they knew everything" and i know a lot of people who need to read this quote and take it to heart 🤣

Mambo no. 5

I always heard the gingerbread girl was one of his best short stories, but damn after reading it when will a safdie brother pick up the rights for it??

I was just telling Kate about a stephen king shirt i wanted to make that was a spoof of "save the cheerleader save the world" and of course the next king book i read the main character is wearing one of those shirts lol

"Yessir but i don't know how" ok that broke my heart 😭😭

"Everything tastes better when it shits on a ritz" truer words have never been written lol

The parallels between this series and the dark tower are fucking uncanny sometimes

Now that kaladin is on the bench it's making me want to reread the first book 😭😭

Why don't people talk about this book when they talk about dark academia????????

Oh no they had to go from a team of servants to 3 how ever will they live 😱

Just casually name dropping Harriet hosmer?? Wild

*speaking on mark twain wanting a volcano in the stage version of the prince and the pauper*
"Mr. Twain there are no volcanoes in missouri"
"And I am to be made responsible for missouri's poverty?"

This is like if Steve Buscemi and Peter Storemare were behind the Lindbergh baby kidnapping

Thomas hart benton mention!

"Was he our best writer. Probably not, it's doubtful. But he was our best talker" girl me too

This is like gone girl if nothing happened

Interstate 55 my beloved!

I was just reading about joe strummer 🥲