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This book is annoying. It's a book written for people that know nothing about motherhood or babies.

It's a simultaneously neurotic and incompetent/uninformed new mother that apparently didn't ready any baby books. Who doesn't have a pump by the time the baby arrives? Who is shocked by the idea that you might not be able to exclusively breastfeed? Also, the rhetoric that formula is evil is super harmful.

This girl's vagina must be magical because she literally has no other qualities, redeeming or otherwise. I am searching my mind for anything memorable about her and it's just.... Blank. She's literally a blob of matter in my mind and that's it. And 4 guys are tripping over themselves for her. It's truly bizarre.

Fuck Lauren

I'm bored. This book is boring. Way too sentimental.

No, that's not a plot device.

Oh my god I'm so bored. Literally nothing has happened.

Trigger warning for suicide in the first few pages of the book.

I have a theory that Gillian Flynn didn't actually read the whole book. All of her references are from the first chapter or two. Curious... Very curious.

I just really love this.

Stop saying "Who are you?" seriously. It's been like 53 times.

She is supposed to be one of the brightest people in the world, yet she never took calculus in HS? I'm not even that smart and I took calculus in HS. Come on.

They're astronauts... They know what a fibonacci sequence is.

Really? You're playing football after what happened yesterday?

"We hadn't spoken since leaving Pierce's office."

But that's not true. You talked outside the caf.

I think this is supposed to say "don't do ANYTHING" instead of "don't do ANYBODY". If not, what a weird thing to say.

"unpacking didn't take long" happened twice

*trust-fund

Just kidding, back to stuff I already know. Also, not sure going into explicit details about Bilal was necessary.

This has gotten a lot better. New details that I haven't heard. If you've listened to Undisclosed, you can probably start at about 40-50% through this book.

I'm so bored. None of this information is new to those that listened to Undisclosed.

Just because you explain why you're jumping around in time doesn't excuse it. The content of this book is good, it is so disorganized and seemingly unconnected that I'm having trouble enjoying it. I've bumped the speed to two times.

I feel like the author may be distracted by shiny objects and/or squirrels. Focus!