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**whoopie cushion noises**

You can’t swim 2 miles? I have a heart condition and I could swim 2 miles if people started fucking disappearing right in front of my eyes.

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THESE WOMEN ARE LETTING THEMSELVES BE SEPARATED. I AM SO MAD.

There’s no fucking way an entire group of intelligent adult women are staying on this fucking island. #WrittenByAMan

You know you can swim to the mainland right. It’s not the ocean.

Screaming “Girl are you stupid??” this early on is probably a bad sign right?

I know they can’t possibly cover all the scenarios someone might be experiencing, but the “maybe you are…” examples are so few that it feels like they’re leading someone to see a personality trait they might not have.

I was worried this would be a boring repeat of the podcast. It is a repeat of the podcast but it’s easy reading and good info to re-introduce to my swiss cheese brain.

I think we’re just finding the plot along the way

Everyone in this book has such dramatic thoughts.

Now we are getting somewhere 🍿

I feel like the last 5 chapters have been just force-fed character development. Give me sex or give me plot.

Enough with the emo shit. Can we please see them bang already?

Just bang already

Don’t trust published research, kids.

This better be a why choose (please don’t let this be a tamlin / gale / Adam situation)

I’m picturing this world as The Fifth Element as the Boundary.

Girl hurry up and tell me wtf you did

A love triangle! You know I’m in

I yelled at my husband for interrupting (asking if I wanted a snack). This book is so good.

Brooo whattttt

Gory and dark af and I’m loving it

This is a horror story for the girls, gays, and theys. I can’t wait to read more but don’t wanna finishhhhh.

I’ve never annotated a book this much, even in college.

I’m loving this book, which means only 1 thing: the last half is gonna bum me the fuck out

Fuck the English, man.

Ok so I got one of the two mysteries correct