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I have a feeling this book is gonna rip my heart out through my ass

Slow going but enjoying

“I can’t see you anymore. You know why.” Nothing pisses me off more than a young woman protagonist who assumes she has all the context she needs before doing something stupid.

I don’t think this book is gonna end happy.

Girls with mask kinks: this one’s for you.

Sam is insufferable

Hate. Me. Harder. **giggles and kicks feet**

When I say “these books are all the same,” I mean they’ve found the formula and they’re just a good time.

Take Zuck to task, Obama! (God I miss Obama)

Facebook leadership sucks, color me shocked.

“Celebrity is a mask that eats the face” - yikes

Sarah, what does this horrific recap of your shark attack have to do with Facebook!

Bruh wtf is going on

Most unbelievable part is the Christian Boomer mom going to therapy.

I can’t get over how much I wanna bash this chick’s face in

“America hates women. What a comfort to remember.”

Never prayed on a main character’s downfall this early in a book.

Pacing is terrible but I really need to know what happens.

“People were made momentarily uncomfortable at a black tie gala. Someone has to pay.”

One remarkable difference between the modern western conservative and their liberal counterpart is that the former will gleefully sign their name on a bomb while the latter will just sheepishly initial it.

I hope her husband never knows rest again

This woman’s writing is exceptional. Also I want to schmurder her husband.

These people have an off-site wine collection they store somewhere in New Jersey. I cannot.

I can’t express how mad I am at this dude.

Looking at my husband like 👀 🔪

A whole section on soda preferences and how ice/carbonation is superior in fountain cokes. I’m sat for this.

“Am I over-aggrandizing?” yes

This book has such a unique voice and format. I’ve never seen footnotes used so regularly in fiction lollllll

I understand the power of repurposing but it sucks to listen to a podcast and then be like “wow their book sounds interesting” and then it’s just the podcast in book form.

Umm what a fuckin intro 👏