Lindsey was wrong. I love women. I love their bodies. I love their brains. But as fun as they are, and they are fun, they are also devious, faithless creatures.
Who do you think tracked down Bin Laden? That’s right, a woman. You want loyalty? Get a dog. You want to be robbed of your money and your masculinity? Get married.
Ok, so this is what we are dealing with here. Cool.